AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair MegaDork
9/15/14 7:31 p.m.

TL;DR version: Donate to AngryCorvair's marathon fundraiser

I'm running the 2014 Chicago Marathon with Team World Vision to help provide clean water for communities in Africa.

You know what's crazy? Well, lots of things, I guess. Like running a marathon. But you know what else is crazy? It only costs $50 to provide clean water for another human being for their entire life!

What else can you get for $50?

  • A concert ticket. Before TicketMaster gets their pound of flesh.
  • A tank of gas. If your tank isn't too big.
  • Dinner and a movie. By yourself.

Don't be the guy who goes to dinner and a movie by himself. Grab your wallet and make a donation to World Vision by clicking the "Support Me" button at the link above. Someone you'll probably never meet will really appreciate it. I know I will. :-)

BONUS: I have put together a most excellent iPod playlist for this run. Donate $20 - $49, and I will dedicate one of the songs to you. Donate $50 - $99 and I'll send you the playlist, and you can choose your own song. Donate $100 or more, and I'll add the song of your choice to the playlist, even if it's a song I hate.*

DOUBLE-BONUS: Donations of $50 - up get your name added to my race jersey!

TRIPLE-BONUS: When you donate, please post a comment including your prediction of how long it will take me to run these 26.2 miles. Format is HH:MM:SS. If you are the closest to my actual time, either over or under, I'll send you $20 out of my own pocket.

World Vision works with communities in desperate need to help provide things like clean water, nutritious food, education, medical care, and economic opportunity.

*Asterisk means "unless it's too long, too country, or inna gadda da vida." i will be the sole judge and these metrics are subject to change without notice.

Kylini
Kylini Dork
9/15/14 8:26 p.m.
Datsun1500 wrote: Who here can sing "wind beneath my wings" off key and put that in iPod format?

Do we want to threadjack this with karaoke, because I can help. :P

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair MegaDork
9/15/14 8:32 p.m.
kylini wrote:
Datsun1500 wrote: Who here can sing "wind beneath my wings" off key and put that in iPod format?
Do we want to threadjack this with karaoke, because I can help. :P

that's a generous offer, but no we don't.

wbjones
wbjones MegaDork
9/16/14 5:54 a.m.
AngryCorvair wrote: TL;DR version: Donate to AngryCorvair's marathon fundraiser I'm running the 2014 Chicago Marathon with Team World Vision to help provide clean water for communities in Africa. You know what's crazy? Well, lots of things, I guess. Like running a marathon. But you know what else is crazy? It only costs $50 to provide clean water for another human being for their entire life! What else can you get for $50? - A concert ticket. Before TicketMaster gets their pound of flesh. - A tank of gas. If your tank isn't too big. - Dinner and a movie. By yourself. Don't be the guy who goes to dinner and a movie by himself. Grab your wallet and make a donation to World Vision by clicking the "Support Me" button at the link above. Someone you'll probably never meet will really appreciate it. I know I will. :-) BONUS: I have put together a most excellent iPod playlist for this run. Donate $20 - $49, and I will dedicate one of the songs to you. Donate $50 - $99 and I'll send you the playlist, and you can choose your own song. Donate $100 or more, and I'll add the song of your choice to the playlist, even if it's a song I hate.* DOUBLE-BONUS: Donations of $50 - up get your name added to my race jersey! TRIPLE-BONUS: When you donate, please post a comment including your prediction of how long it will take me to run these 26.2 miles. Format is HH:MM:SS. If you are the closest to my actual time, either over or under, I'll send you $20 out of my own pocket. World Vision works with communities in desperate need to help provide things like clean water, nutritious food, education, medical care, and economic opportunity. *Asterisk means "unless it's too long, too country, or inna gadda da vida." i will be the sole judge and these metrics are subject to change without notice.

would "He Stopped Loving Her Today" be "too country" ?

The
The Dork
9/16/14 6:11 a.m.

You got my $50.00, enjoy yourself.

Joe Gearin
Joe Gearin PowerDork
9/16/14 9:43 a.m.

There best be some Willie Dee in that playlist. No one's gonna make you run faster than the Undaground Masta!

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair MegaDork
9/16/14 2:22 p.m.
Joe Gearin wrote: There best be some Willie Dee in that playlist. No one's gonna make you run faster than the Undaground Masta!

Let My Gun Talk makes it onto pretty much every playlist i assemble.

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair MegaDork
9/16/14 2:24 p.m.

In reply to Datsun1500:

a couple years ago, a former friend added "it's raining men" to my playlist. i changed the rules shortly thereafter.

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair MegaDork
9/16/14 2:25 p.m.
The wrote: You got my $50.00, enjoy yourself.

Thanks a lot! You didn't post a time prediction. Don't you want a chance at getting $20 back?

rebelgtp
rebelgtp UberDork
9/16/14 2:34 p.m.

What if we got enough people to make every song on the play list something like oh the "Barbie Girl" song? So for the entire marathon you had to listen to it over and over?

jsquared
jsquared HalfDork
9/16/14 5:24 p.m.

Are we trying to slow him down because that would be demotivating to listen to, or speed him up so he has to listen to it fewer times?

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair MegaDork
9/16/14 5:40 p.m.

In reply to rebelgtp and jsquared:

i've got 78 songs on the list, and so far only 5 or 6 are reserved. so if you can come up with 72 x $100 to buy out the rest of the list, i'll listen to that piece of E36 M3 all the way! it's for the children, you know.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
9/16/14 5:41 p.m.

Wish i could donate money, but I'll donate advice. Listen to your legs. They hurt for a reason. The Chicago Marathon broke both my mothers legs. I had to help carry her. Be a SafeCorvair, not just an AngryCorvair. Best of luck with the run and fundraising.

The
The Dork
9/17/14 5:40 a.m.
Thanks a lot! You didn't post a time prediction. Don't you want a chance at getting $20 back?

I have no idea 3 hours 33 mins and 33 seconds, if I win donate the 20 back to the fund.

gamby
gamby UltimaDork
9/19/14 12:41 a.m.

In reply to AngryCorvair:

(bumping this for you)

WAY short on funds at the moment, but I'll mananage to get you something.

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair MegaDork
9/19/14 4:23 p.m.

In reply to gamby:

i appreciate your willingness to chip in, but save it for next year's MS ride. ;-) you can still predict a finish time, and if you win i'll put that $20 to your MS ride.

MazdaFace
MazdaFace Dork
9/19/14 8:19 p.m.

There is a small (very small) chance you will end up with the theme song from flash Gordon on your playlist. Probably I won't donate that much, but I'll definitely be donating. Probably right now actually

MazdaFace
MazdaFace Dork
9/19/14 8:24 p.m.

Boom. $20 from a fellow GRM member. Good luck!!!

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair MegaDork
9/19/14 11:26 p.m.

In reply to e46potenza:

your song is "Blood In My Eyes" by The Dimestore Hoods. Thanks for the donation!

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