iceracer
iceracer HalfDork
8/16/09 12:37 p.m.

Fill it with gas.

DrBoost
DrBoost HalfDork
8/16/09 12:49 p.m.

Go to the front of the car, remove the and replace it with and it'll be worth more.

Snowdoggie
Snowdoggie HalfDork
8/16/09 1:37 p.m.

So sticking a Yugo badge on a new Corvette would increase it's worth?

rebelgtp
rebelgtp Dork
8/16/09 1:54 p.m.

Hmm lets see I stopped and looked at the first new Camaro my local dealer has gotten in. A beautiful blue 2SS model with the RS package, sadly it was an auto. While I could not afford the $39,000 price tag its the first new car to make me actually stop and look at it on a dealer lot in a long time.

Tommy Suddard
Tommy Suddard SonDork
8/16/09 2:07 p.m.

Naturally. Look at your avatar.

11110000
11110000 New Reader
8/16/09 2:20 p.m.
Tommy Suddard wrote: Naturally. Look at your avatar.

pwned!

OrangeRazor
OrangeRazor New Reader
8/16/09 3:59 p.m.

Ah...you got the new issue of Playboy yesterday too?

awebb
awebb New Reader
8/17/09 9:33 a.m.

I was thinking, Turn it in to Cash for Clunkers!

maroon92
maroon92 SuperDork
8/17/09 9:43 a.m.

god, I can't even imagine what filling the tank on my aspire does...I think it makes it worth about 22.50...

TJ
TJ HalfDork
8/17/09 9:47 a.m.
maroon92 wrote: god, I can't even imagine what filling the tank on my aspire does...I think it makes it worth about 22.50...

I always thought the Aspire was just about the worst named car...what is it aspiring to be? A car?

RossD
RossD HalfDork
8/17/09 9:51 a.m.

The "Nova" in spanish speaking countries had to be the worst. No va = Dont/No go.

Cotton
Cotton Reader
8/17/09 9:53 a.m.
RossD wrote: The "Nova" in spanish speaking countries had to be the worst. No va = Dont/No go.

That has been proved wrong over and over and over again. I'll see if I can't find the last thread on that one.

Rusty_Rabbit84
Rusty_Rabbit84 HalfDork
8/17/09 9:54 a.m.

turn it into a convertable...

NYG95GA
NYG95GA SuperDork
8/17/09 9:59 a.m.
TJ wrote:
maroon92 wrote: god, I can't even imagine what filling the tank on my aspire does...I think it makes it worth about 22.50...
I always thought the Aspire was just about the worst named car...what is it aspiring to be? A car?

Click and Clack concur; you're exactly correct. Worst name ever.

John Brown
John Brown SuperDork
8/17/09 10:01 a.m.

His is the ultra rare AspireR/T

pronounced asspirate

maroon92
maroon92 SuperDork
8/17/09 10:02 a.m.
Cotton said: RossD wrote: The "Nova" in spanish speaking countries had to be the worst. No va = Dont/No go. That has been proved wrong over and over and over again. I'll see if I can't find the last thread on that one.

Actually, if you read that thread, you will see me proving it correct at least twice...nobody listened to me though. I will try to see if anyone listens this time.

this is the conjugation of the verb Ir, to go: Voy=I go, Vas=You go, Va=He, She or It goes, Vamos=We go, Vais=You All (informal) go, Van=You All (formal) go.

therefore, No Va means "It does not go" in the same way that No Voy means "I do not go".

maroon92
maroon92 SuperDork
8/17/09 10:03 a.m.

John, I dropped the R/T, and added an 8...I think it looks better.

Aspire8...what do you think?

Cotton
Cotton Reader
8/17/09 10:13 a.m.
maroon92 wrote:
Cotton said: RossD wrote: The "Nova" in spanish speaking countries had to be the worst. No va = Dont/No go. That has been proved wrong over and over and over again. I'll see if I can't find the last thread on that one.
Actually, if you read that thread, you will see me proving it correct at least twice...nobody listened to me though. I will try to see if anyone listens this time. this is the conjugation of the verb Ir, to go: Voy=I go, Vas=You go, Va=He, She or It goes, Vamos=We go, Vais=You All (informal) go, Van=You All (formal) go. therefore, No Va means "It does not go" in the same way that No Voy means "I do not go".

Well I'll take the snopes explanation: http://www.snopes.com/business/misxlate/nova.asp But feel free to argue with them. If you can have them change it from false to true I will listen to you on this point from then on, I promise.

Will
Will Reader
8/17/09 10:18 a.m.

I always thought Achieva was the worst car name.

maroon92
maroon92 SuperDork
8/17/09 10:20 a.m.

nowhere in my argument did I claim that the words No Va translated to poor sales. I simply "argued" the fact that the words No Va translates in spanish to It doesn't go. literal translation cannot be "proved wrong".

However, in the previous thread, someone said Nova meant New...this CAN be proved wrong, because Nova is Italian for new, not Spanish..in Spanish, New is Nuevo.

John Brown
John Brown SuperDork
8/17/09 11:03 a.m.

Either way Nova in "Automobileeze" = Mierta

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