Look out! Here come walking sharks

http://www.nbcnews.com/science/shark-walks-discovery-good-sign-indonesia-8C11043075

And snails that are big enough to eat a house!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/15/giant-african-land-snails-miami-117000_n_3079741.html

I'll be ok, I always keep at least a couple boxes of this stuff around. It's made in Russia and has a bear on the box, so you know its good!

But how do they taste?

In reply to slantvaliant:

I don't think there would be much to eat after I shot it.

In reply to Kenny_McCormic:

I prefer mine from a sardine can.

In reply to bgkast:

I also have like 2.5 of those, including one late 40s one on clips that is definitely loaded to nazi killin specs judging by how it shoots. The soft point just does more damage. You can never have enough nugget ammo.

Buried deep within this thread: http://grassrootsmotorsports.com/forum/off-topic-discussion/wait-did-discovery-just-fake-a-shark-week-document/68352/page1/ is the important nugget of info that the proper anti flying shark weapon is an electric hedge trimmer. I assume the same applies for walking sharks.

Just great! Like there's not enough things to keep me awake at night. Now, I have to worry about killer zombie walking sharks on meth and snails that can eat through walls and give me lung disease. What's next - venomous giant earthworms with razor sharp teeth?