Minor Confession Thread

Duke wrote:

poopshovel wrote:

Duke wrote:

poopshovel wrote: I berkeleying love Steely Dan. I'm singing "Aja" at the top of my berkeleying lungs right now. Suck it, haterz.

I berking love Steely Dan, too, but most of *Aja* is below par, and Michael McDonald needs to be slow-roasted on a spit over a bonfire.

WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!!!

Which part is wrong? Think carefully - our continued friendship depends on your answer...

Aja is a berkeleying awesome record (as in, vinyl record,) and listen to "Peg" for berkeley's sake!

I think about quitting my job and going to a country I don't know the language in nor have ever visited and try making a go at it.

mndsm wrote:

poopshovel wrote:

mndsm wrote: I'm thinking about selling everything and getting out of the car hobby. Website, anything that isn't a boring DD, all of it.

I didn't have the balls to say it. Two stalled projects, a kid, and now a band. I feel ya'.

The kid is a lot of it, another part of it is i'm tired of chasing gremlins and stupid E36 M3 on modified DDs (my ms3 in particular, it's set up to jam, and it chews tires and damn near every other consumable as a result) and the scene. The SCENE! I am SO tired of all the back talking and other bullE36 M3, I barely talk to anyone in person I've met as a result of my car shenanigans. I barely talk to anyone in person period, but it seems to have affected my car hobby the most.

We met at the Mitty a couple years ago, right?

poopshovel wrote:

Duke wrote:

poopshovel wrote:

Duke wrote:

poopshovel wrote: I berkeleying love Steely Dan. I'm singing "Aja" at the top of my berkeleying lungs right now. Suck it, haterz.

I berking love Steely Dan, too, but most of *Aja* is below par, and Michael McDonald needs to be slow-roasted on a spit over a bonfire.

WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!!!

Which part is wrong? Think carefully - our continued friendship depends on your answer...

Aja is a berkeleying awesome record (as in, vinyl record,) and listen to "Peg" for berkeley's sake!

I've seen your picture

Your name in lights above it

This is your big debut

It's like a dream come true

mndsm wrote: I'm thinking about selling everything and getting out of the car hobby. Website, anything that isn't a boring DD, all of it.

For me it's not a hobby, it's completely ingrained in my DNA. It's a part of me, I couldn't change it if I wanted to.

For my confession...well I guess...I thought Piper was the hottest one on Charmed.

I dont think I've ever paid for a pocketable item at a pick and pull yard. Or does everybody do that?

tuna55 wrote:

poopshovel wrote:

Duke wrote:

poopshovel wrote:

Duke wrote:

poopshovel wrote: I berkeleying love Steely Dan. I'm singing "Aja" at the top of my berkeleying lungs right now. Suck it, haterz.

I berking love Steely Dan, too, but most of *Aja* is below par, and Michael McDonald needs to be slow-roasted on a spit over a bonfire.

WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!!!

Which part is wrong? Think carefully - our continued friendship depends on your answer...

Aja is a berkeleying awesome record (as in, vinyl record,) and listen to "Peg" for berkeley's sake!

I've seen your picture Your name in lights above it This is your big debut It's like a dream come true

In the interest of making Duke's brain berkeleying explode

Check out this video on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSapfkT_W9Q&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I built a couple mini-trucks in the late '90s... I got better.

My dog is the "pre-wash" for the dishwasher.

I let the cat lick my ice cream bowl when I'm through.

Lesley wrote: I let the cat lick my ice cream bowl when I'm through.

Sorry. Humane. Not "confession" worthy.

I let my roomate's dog lick hot sauce off my plate when we were in college.

Before you judge, this big, dumb marmadookie waste of "self-cleaning" space of a dog dropped a big, nasty, hot wingy pile of duke in my shoe the next morning.

I was late for work. I deserved it.

Kenny_McCormic wrote: I dont think I've ever paid for a pocketable item at a pick and pull yard. Or does everybody do that?

Careful, I watched the owners of the local pick and pull forcibly throw a guy off the front porch of their office for that.

My wife is a vegetarian.

I make the food.

Sometimes I'll put her veggie burger in between two of my all-cow patties and mash them down good on the grill.

Then separate and cook as normal.

She tells people I make the best veggie burgers ever.

I'm going to hell aren't I?

A person I dislike was burdened with babysitting a poorly trained and vicious dog for a week.

I placed peperoni and peperoni juice all over the rear seat area of her car.

Latter, I overheard a few very distressing conversations and the pet owner was forced to make other arrangements.

I had a terrible landlord once in college ( like they went in my house when I wasn't home and stole my food and went through my stuff )

Before I left they had a bunch of cats in their house. I made cat nip tea and spread it all around their yard then set a shop vac up to blow and blew dry nip in every mail slot and crack in the house I cld find.

I bet cats are still going nuts there.

Curmudgeon wrote: Coming from someone who would eat poutine, I don't doubt this. But it's still disgusting. I mean, who would put Bleu Cheese on their Cap'n Crunch? Or Thousand Island on their Cheerios? We really need a barf emoticon here. My food confession: I put Miracle Whip on saltines. Dayumn that is GOOD.

It's not as disgusting as you think.

I eat a big salad for at least one of my meals every day. I also love the taste of bran buds cereal. I may have gotten the idea to use it as a crouton off the back of the box, and once I did, I discovered how good it is with my wife's home made oil and vinegar dressing. Now, once the salad is eaten, I dump the buds in with the remaining dressing, mix it up, and eat it that way. It's awesome.

For the record, I would NEVER eat poutine, and if somebody at my table is eating bleu cheese, or ranch anything, I move because the smell makes me sick. I can't stand dairy, especially the stuff that's gone bad, like ranch, sour cream, etc.

Now, salad dressing on crackers? I don't see a big difference.

poopshovel wrote: I let my roomate's dog lick hot sauce off my plate when we were in college.

Off your "plate" eh...?

Woody wrote:

poopshovel wrote: I let my roomate's dog lick hot sauce off my plate when we were in college.

Off your "plate" eh...?

so THAT's what the kids are calling their hootus nowdays!

mndsm wrote: I'm thinking about selling everything and getting out of the car hobby. Website, anything that isn't a boring DD, all of it.

I feel this.

Swank Force One wrote:

mndsm wrote: I'm thinking about selling everything and getting out of the car hobby. Website, anything that isn't a boring DD, all of it.

We Probably should have hashed this out before I ordered a metric buttload of parts for your car this morning. So now it's up to me to build the car to change your mind?

Because I truly am stupid, in the unlikely event I actually decided to dump everything, I'd keep this car. Nothing like a fast E36 M3box DD to troll people with. I might give up cars, but I'm not giving up trolling.

poopshovel wrote:

mndsm wrote:

poopshovel wrote:

mndsm wrote: I'm thinking about selling everything and getting out of the car hobby. Website, anything that isn't a boring DD, all of it.

I didn't have the balls to say it. Two stalled projects, a kid, and now a band. I feel ya'.

The kid is a lot of it, another part of it is i'm tired of chasing gremlins and stupid E36 M3 on modified DDs (my ms3 in particular, it's set up to jam, and it chews tires and damn near every other consumable as a result) and the scene. The SCENE! I am SO tired of all the back talking and other bullE36 M3, I barely talk to anyone in person I've met as a result of my car shenanigans. I barely talk to anyone in person period, but it seems to have affected my car hobby the most.

We met at the Mitty a couple years ago, right?

Nosir- I've never actually met a single GRM'er in person- other than JohnnyT- and I made him come here from MNMazda.

And for a triple post-

I let my 20 month old have ghost pepper salsa. I was eating it, and I had his own not flaming hot salsa set up. Being that my plate is CLEARLY better- he wanted it. He demanded it. So I let him have some. He was displeased with the result. I didn't feel bad, in fact I laughed my ass off.

poopshovel wrote:

tuna55 wrote:

poopshovel wrote:

Duke wrote:

poopshovel wrote:

Duke wrote:

poopshovel wrote: I berkeleying love Steely Dan. I'm singing "Aja" at the top of my berkeleying lungs right now. Suck it, haterz.

I berking love Steely Dan, too, but most of *Aja* is below par, and Michael McDonald needs to be slow-roasted on a spit over a bonfire.

WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!!!

Which part is wrong? Think carefully - our continued friendship depends on your answer...

Aja is a berkeleying awesome record (as in, vinyl record,) and listen to "Peg" for berkeley's sake!

I've seen your picture Your name in lights above it This is your big debut It's like a dream come true

In the interest of making Duke's brain berkeleying explode Check out this video on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSapfkT_W9Q&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I notice that neither of you said that Michael McDonald shouldn't DIAF. So I think we have enough common ground to continue our relationship.

That day that I beat my husband's time on a really muddy rallyX course, and I pretended that it didn't matter... I lied, it was berkeleying awesome.

That is berkeleying awesome.