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Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
9/17/08 9:28 a.m.

Box of cookie love just arrived here at the office from Dollraves. (More like chocolate chip blondie bar cookies, actually.)

Thanks, Carlotta!

Margie

John Brown
John Brown SuperDork
9/17/08 9:54 a.m.

So thongs and Bob Costas autographs are...

Sorry your honor strike that, I am going to try another line of questioning.

914Driver
914Driver HalfDork
9/17/08 10:26 a.m.
Mmmm... Bribery.

Oh yeah, there IS a Challenge coming up. I like the guy in 2004 with the picnic table cover.

wreckerboy
wreckerboy SuperDork
9/17/08 12:24 p.m.
John Brown wrote: So thongs and Bob Costas autographs are...

Things that Wally likes to wear?

poopshovel
poopshovel Dork
9/17/08 1:19 p.m.

Oh. So here we go again. You still haven't mentioned anything about the dead squirrel I sent you...or the pictures...or the toe, but a box of cookies gets your attention, huh?

Salanis
Salanis Dork
9/17/08 1:29 p.m.

[Walter] You want a toe? I can get you a toe. [/Walter]

Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
9/17/08 2:52 p.m.
poopshovel wrote: Oh. So here we go again. You still haven't mentioned anything about the dead squirrel I sent you...or the pictures...or the toe, but a box of cookies gets your attention, huh?

No, Poopy, I didn't. I thought that was just between us, like the time you sent me your "personal" (and well-used!) photograph of Freddie Mercury.

Margie

Jensenman
Jensenman SuperDork
9/17/08 3:52 p.m.
Marjorie Suddard wrote:
poopshovel wrote: Oh. So here we go again. You still haven't mentioned anything about the dead squirrel I sent you...or the pictures...or the toe, but a box of cookies gets your attention, huh?
No, Poopy, I didn't. I thought that was just between us, like the time you sent me your "personal" (and well-used!) photograph of Freddie Mercury. Margie

ZING! And Margie takes the point.

poopshovel
poopshovel Dork
9/17/08 4:30 p.m.
Jensenman wrote:
Marjorie Suddard wrote:
poopshovel wrote: Oh. So here we go again. You still haven't mentioned anything about the dead squirrel I sent you...or the pictures...or the toe, but a box of cookies gets your attention, huh?
No, Poopy, I didn't. I thought that was just between us, like the time you sent me your "personal" (and well-used!) photograph of Freddie Mercury. Margie
ZING! And Margie takes the point.

Potentially inappropriate photos sent. Game, set, match.

Jensenman
Jensenman SuperDork
9/17/08 4:33 p.m.

I bet Margie tells the interns to be careful opening the mail.

Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
9/17/08 5:25 p.m.

They came via e-mail. No interns to save me there. Sadly.

Margie

Tommy Suddard
Tommy Suddard
9/17/08 6:21 p.m.

No Intern for you.

minimac
minimac Dork
9/17/08 8:23 p.m.

Tommy- did you get any of the cookies or did Mom hog them all?( It's OK if she did...they go right to the hips!).

Tommy Suddard
Tommy Suddard
9/17/08 10:07 p.m.

Nope. That school thing keeps taking away cookie opportunities.

914Driver
914Driver HalfDork
9/18/08 5:55 a.m.

Too bad the mail is opened before school is out.

Got an off-topic question though, Margie if you're the Queen-Dork, is Tommy the Heir-Dork?

Dan

Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
9/18/08 7:55 a.m.

I think we settled on "Son Dork" back when we still had our dorktastic titles.

Margie

poopshovel
poopshovel Dork
9/18/08 8:10 a.m.

"Dork - Son of Dork" has a nice ring to it.

914Driver
914Driver HalfDork
9/18/08 8:28 a.m.
Marjorie Suddard wrote: I think we settled on "Son Dork" back when we still had our dorktastic titles. Margie

Hey wait! No dorkdom? People still call me a Dork, when did it [allegedly] stop?

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo Reader
9/18/08 8:32 a.m.

There's still plenty of Dorks running around here.

Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
9/18/08 9:31 a.m.

YOU guys still get to be dorks (or at least aspire to be), but Baxter de-dorkified the staff when we went to the new board.

Well, to be more accurate, he de-dorkified our titles. I'm still sitting here with the same stupid haircut, and J.G. is still barefoot in the office next door.

Margie

wetpossum
wetpossum New Reader
9/18/08 10:22 a.m.

I think Tommy should be the Duke of Dork.

Salanis
Salanis Dork
9/18/08 10:55 a.m.

Wouldn't he be the "Dork Prince"?

wreckerboy
wreckerboy SuperDork
9/18/08 11:00 a.m.
Salanis wrote: Wouldn't he be the "Dork Prince"?

Just call him Lucas, the Prince of Dorkness.

ddavidv
ddavidv SuperDork
9/18/08 4:34 p.m.

"Lucas, I am your father" -- Tim, Ultradork

John Brown
John Brown SuperDork
9/18/08 4:45 p.m.

Tim is Dork Vader?

Anatim Skydriver?

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