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@Singleslammer: But it has airbags! How could it be terrifying?

@bravenrace: Good god who would do that to a '65 Corvette? Unbelievable. And to turn a 4-speed car into an auto. That's almost worse than the body butchering.

1991 Miata with 109,000 miles, imported from Michigan, painted with go fast stripes..... 10,495.

Seller said: 1991 Mazda Miata almost 109,000 miles original miles. 1 owner, great condition! Original engine, runs really smooth! Comes with matching hardtop, soft-top cover and car cover. 6 speed manual transmission including reverse. Repainted with racing stripes late last summer (2012). Upgraded stereo, with Bluetooth. It was a Michigan car and stored every winter, so it was only driven during the summer months! Always stored indoors and put in a garage every night. Everything about this car is in excellent condition! Asking $10,495 If still posted, still available. Email me with questions through the post!

Must be some really good drugs there because I'm pretty sure the 0 was entered by accident.

http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/cto/3749487146.html

In reply to The0retical:

6 speed including reverse. Ha ha

$14k for this???

http://greenville.craigslist.org/cto/3786237725.html

Ashyukun wrote:

singleslammer wrote: http://columbiamo.craigslist.org/mcy/3781303759.html Good god. This thing is terrifying.

.... but why a WING?!?!?

Oh, N Sperlo.... here's your inspiration!!!!

Sine_Qua_Non wrote: $14k for this??? http://greenville.craigslist.org/cto/3786237725.html

That sure is a clean coupe though.

http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/cto/3748316041.html

Wally wrote: http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/cto/3748316041.html

I want that. Sort of. For Lemons money. Without the blue carbs. And without the 'hot wheels' sticker.

Um. May I present a "Mazda Firebird" for sale.

http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/3789133575.html

Mazda Firebird for sale Ceiling is falling down, AC needs to be recharged Calls only I Dont text email or anything like that so Calls only

1988RedT2 wrote: Um. May I present a "Mazda Firebird" for sale. http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/3789133575.html Mazda Firebird for sale Ceiling is falling down, AC needs to be recharged Calls only I Dont text email or anything like that so Calls only

AHHH

It's not a Mazda

It's not a Firebird

WOW. Can you imagine that guy in an auto store looking to buy an oil filter?

In reply to 1988RedT2:

It's the almost-willful lack of attention to detail that gets me. One of the pictures has the correct model name in it. They didn't even need to go out and look at the car, or heaven forfend, find the title.

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/ctd/3772541480.html

Ummm, its awesome, but I still think delusional.

yamaha wrote: http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/ctd/3772541480.html Ummm, its awesome, but I still think delusional.

"Tires are not good and do not hold air"

Wow, really?

"Believed to be running when parked many years ago"

Is this the ballsiest "Ran when parked" ever?

In reply to GameboyRMH:

if it was parked in 1963.......

Sine_Qua_Non wrote: $14k for this??? http://greenville.craigslist.org/cto/3786237725.html

SSP cars can generate crazy money, and this one looks to be in beautiful shape, with very low mileage. I'm not sure it's worth $14k, but it definitely could fetch close to that amount. Even a clean, stock, low-miles non-SSP notch could fetch $10-12k in today's market...

What is SSp?

wvumtnbkr wrote: What is SSp?

Special Service Package. HiPo treatment for FBI and police spec cars.

That Mustang is pretty damn sweet. I'd rock it.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the $38,000 Caprice.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/wch/cto/3739393924.html

1996 CHEVROLET CAPRICE POLICE CAR, NYSP UNMARKED CAR, RESTORED, 100% PERFECT. this is a former New York State Police car model 9C1, 8 cylinder LT1 engine. This car was one of 4 that was assigned to former NY Governor George Pataki. This car servced Pataki from 1996 to 2000. hard to find a car in this condition with this documented history. $38,600. this is not a typo. less than cost of restoratoin. mileage is 88,158. VIN# 1G1BL52P7TR107532. This is a rare model. Owned by meticulous collector who is running out of room in his garages. never outside and never in rain or snow. car is black. this is as close to a 100 point car as you can get. can be seen in BEDFORD, NY right off exit 4 of i-684. call Chuck for more details and appointment. 914-273-3363 from noon to 4pm Monday to Friday only. if ad is on Craig's list, the car is still available. no scammers need reply, we know all the scams. payment arrangements to be discussed in person. THE PRICE IS NOT A TYPO

Defintely delusional.......Did the owner forget that these cars might have placed a 65-70 point score when on the ASSEMBLY LINE?

http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cto/3789979961.html

THE GREEN MONSTER 1997 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo VERY CLEAN inside with fl. title don't have time or money to finish. it is a work in progress. 38" super swampers, 8 lug wheels, 8 lug CORP. 10 BOLT front axle and CORP. 14 BOLT rear with posi , both have 4:10 gears. no engine or trans. $1,000 cash OBO no trades. call xxx-xxx - xxxx [ 7a.m. to 9 p.m. ] ** [[[[ I will not answer e-mails ]]]]**

4X4 CHEVY AXLES SWAMP BUGGY

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/3777123849.html

How would you insure that?

Um. What's a "Barbarian joint?"

http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/3782922934.html

Seller Said: "selling my mazda 626 2001 178k. I have the paper to prove it, I think if not all some there is some life left. It has air condition the Barbarian joint has been replaced..."

1988RedT2 wrote: Um. What's a "Barbarian joint?" http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/3782922934.html Seller Said: "selling my mazda 626 2001 178k. I have the paper to prove it, I think if not all some there is some life left. It has air condition the Barbarian joint has been replaced..."

this is one of the google results for "barbarian joint"

Hey, this is pretty cool, IMO.

http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/3804967566.html

Is the cleanest 1983 Cavalier in the world worth $7000? I'm not sure, even though this probably is the cleanest 1983 Cavalier in the world.