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Scottah wrote: In reply to jstein77: I'd have a hard time paying $6k for that RX-8.

My thoughts exactly. 1k chassis, plus basket case engine....

How much value does the "Rat Rod" moniker bring to the table?

Even the Honda boys must laugh at this one: https://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/5366667779.html

In reply to kazoospec:

I'd run it like that

Viper kart ala Roadkill anyone?

https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/5421902838.html

This is the best thing you'll see all week.

http://billings.craigslist.org/cto/5407564021.html

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/cto/5423498843.html $7k for a primered 260z missing some body parts..

Oh how I want, DT466, locker, and 4x4.... No price listed means I probably can't afford it....

https://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/rvs/5412412629.html

In reply to mk2mer:

Good Gawd that thing is rough. I especially enjoyed the spelling of "antanaee"

They're asking $2900 for this Capri XR2. Hahahahahahahaha. I sometimes find nice ones for half that.

Also 135,000 on the odometer does not equal "lower miles"

So this "gentleman" on a local forum is selling his drag Charger. He wants nearly thirty grand for it because of course he does. But the cincher is, this is (one of) the actual photos he used in the advert:

Not only did he write "mph" instead of "mpg", completely spoiling the "joke", but I'm assuming ownership of that car has never gotten his tubby, balding, middle-aged self any 'Bob Costas' whatsoever.

Seriously, how many concussions are needed to make someone think this is a good idea? Don't be a stereotype.

This one has been on CL in Southern New England for a long time now: TR6 in "excellent condition" ... but "the car will need engine work and is currently not running."

https://hartford.craigslist.org/cto/5401991952.html

Alas, I called and it's NOT a manual...

https://columbiamo.craigslist.org/cto/5431490500.html

stroker wrote: Alas, I called and it's NOT a manual... https://columbiamo.craigslist.org/cto/5431490500.html

That. that is my greatest pet peeve about CL or any car ad ever. Marking an automatic as a manual. Frustrates the hell out of me. No a shiftable 6 speed auto is not a manual.

$40,000 ! ! !

Okay, it's in great condition, but $40,000 ! ! ! for a 1989 Jeep. LOL.

https://capecod.craigslist.org/bid/5428429123.html

Pros: It's a tricycle toilet bike! Talk about multitasking!

Cons: It's a tricycle toilet bike. And $850.

Further examination shows that this may just be an ad for some dude's bike shop, but whatever.

Toilet bike.

I think someone forgot to put in a decimal point

I'm not sure if it's truly delusional- but the person who put this ad together clearly has some issues (and clearly has no real intent of selling whatever the vehicle actually is)...

http://lexington.craigslist.org/cto/5411370320.html

I might have posted this before but it is back and just a E36 M3ty.

Custom 96 Cavalier!

In reply to singleslammer: I am thinking the tail lights are illegal and no hood makes it a lot faster.

stroker wrote: Alas, I called and it's NOT a manual... https://columbiamo.craigslist.org/cto/5431490500.html

Its amazing how many rear wheel drive manual transmission Cavaliers/Neons/Civics/etc show up on craigslist

1999 Mercury Cougar The Real Sportscar Of The 90's

In reply to petegossett:

"Now the mileage on this car well it's over 200k but that's nothing for A Mercury just ask Alan Jackson he wrote a song about it."

This ad is filled with gems such as this.

t25torx wrote:

stroker wrote: Alas, I called and it's NOT a manual... https://columbiamo.craigslist.org/cto/5431490500.html

That. that is my greatest pet peeve about CL or any car ad ever. Marking an automatic as a manual. Frustrates the hell out of me. No a shiftable 6 speed auto is not a manual.

It's highly likely the owner has never seen a real manual transmission and has no clue what the difference is.

jstein77 wrote: In reply to petegossett: "Now the mileage on this car well it's over 200k but that's nothing for A Mercury just ask Alan Jackson he wrote a song about it." This ad is filled with gems such as this.

I liked the: "EVERY MAN DESERVES A COUGAR AT LEAST ONCE IN HIS LIFE"

and

"This panty dropping coupe is currently not running at the moment but I'm sure it's just low on blinker fluid or has a leaking canoodle valve."