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RevRico wrote: 85 toyota minivan 5500 I hadn't even punched in anything, just opened for sale by owner and there she was.

1985 Toyota Van Wagon. 236,000K. 7 passenger, runs great, 5 speed, AC, Cruise, tires near new, cassette and CD player, very clean throughout! 2nd owner. I have owned it the last 22 years. The van was only driven during the summers by myself and the previous owner. Garaged during the winters. New state inspection. AC is not working. I have an extra interior and other extra parts also. In my opinion, I wouldn't hesitate to drive this van cross country tomorrow!

I'm at a loss for words. I think it's delusional, for a 30 year old minivan, but is it really?

I'd say delusional, since it's the RWD version. Were it the 4WD model, I wouldn't be so fast to condemn it.

OK, this is admittedly a very nice truck that looks to be astonishingly clean underneath. Still, $33,000 for a 20 year old truck?!?!? Pass the berkeleying crackpipe!

97 F350

MadScientistMatt wrote: Here's one that I am not sure if it's delusional, or if it could be the right price for the right collector. And just a long time before he finds the right collector. 1984 Buick Riviera turbo convertible. $26,000.

There were less than 100 Riviera convertibles made with the turbo engine. There is a rub-with-diaper enthusiast following, believe it or not, for the Rivs.

Link is gone but I can see $26k if the car is clean and unmolested. But CL is not the place to put one up for sale.

Not sure if this is delusional. Just know I wouldn't pay it. http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/cto/5690512072.html

O.k. this one should probably be delusional. http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/cto/5668329428.html

This umm Ferrari?

https://nashville.craigslist.org/cto/5694099607.html

From the ad: "blacked out Petite le Mans-style lighting" and "and have personally designed all the customization to the interior and exterior"

I love how the headlight wipers are above the screen. I'd give him about tree fiddy for it.

In reply to t25torx: They deleted it, I wanted to see more pictures LOL

"Restomod," i.e. ruined 300TD for the low, low, asking price of $35K.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/cto/5668127201.html

Must resist 2 stroke diesel..... each cylinder is 71 cu in...

Ran when planted.http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/cto/5698690365.html

In reply to nutherjrfan:

It may be disgusting but I don't know how delusional it is when it's $250, price negotiable

Nutherjfan, I'm not sure any of those 3 you posted are delusional. Maybe the 2002. But the E30 is probably priced right, and like Rufledt said, $250 and negotiable is pretty reasonable.

Maybe I've missed the tenor of the thread.

For your pleasure:

$39000

Dreamer

2009 Solstice with salvage title from water damage (i.e. flood car)- $13,500

Yeah- the Solstice is one of the few cars SWMBO and I both really like, but $13.5k is several thousand over the blue book for an excellent condition car, much less one with a salvage title....

LOW MILES nissan maxima se 3.5 v6 2003 - $2200, only 141K miles?

"WELL KEPT AND PRESERVED" Integra

Some Street Roach said: import heads this is 94 acura integra in good condition has been well kept for a few good years lots of extras on it runs and drives very strong no leaks no slips.....honestly it needs very very minor work and tlc...great ride for summer and on.. price is negotiable...Serious buyers only ABSOLUTELY NO TRADES... PS. HAD THE CAR FOR A LONG TIME NEED THE SPACE... OH YEAH.. just added skunk 2 suspension ,gold lca, subframe brace ,beaks lower tie bar and rear camber kit.. also have ac system and vtech head plus fif wheel on tire.. can throw in a system with box ... all can go for the right price.. DRIVE IT HOME TODAY!!! WELL KEPT AND PRESERVED.. DEFINATELY ONE OF A KIND...

I'm not sure if he's going for this:

Or this:

In reply to SilverFleet:

" plus fif wheel on tire." What?

In reply to The Hoff:

Can "fif" officially replace 5th and Fifth on this forum?

Example: I threw my Cramit into fif gear because I had to pass some Bob Costas being a Shiny Happy Person in the slow lane. Motherberker.

In reply to SilverFleet:

Fits well wif tree-fiddy

Jeff wrote: For your pleasure: $39000 Dreamer

“95% complete”…Bhahaha, the mantra among kit plane builders is “95% complete, congratulations, you’re almost half way there.”

The Hoff wrote: In reply to SilverFleet: " plus fif wheel on tire." What?

WTF - Home built Trike

Indy-Guy wrote: WTF - Home built Trike

Good lord .... That looks like some sort of mutant Elio !!

In reply to Indy-Guy:

What I don't get is why they used the front ends of two cars for it instead of the front and back end...