JoeyM
JoeyM UltimaDork
11/30/12 9:26 p.m.

Pregnant teen is still a virgin, says Dubai doctor as 15-year-old stands trial on charges she had premarital sex Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/doctor-teen-mom-charged-premarital-sex-virgin-article-1.1192627#ixzz2Dlcnxh3g
The_Jed
The_Jed Dork
11/30/12 9:33 p.m.

z31maniac
z31maniac PowerDork
11/30/12 10:11 p.m.

And people in Serbia think a vampire is on the loose.........

carguy123
carguy123 PowerDork
11/30/12 10:51 p.m.

She got it from a dirty toilet seat.

Grizz
Grizz SuperDork
11/30/12 10:52 p.m.
carguy123 wrote: She got it from a dirty toilet seat.

I've been in truck stops like that.

JoeyM
JoeyM UltimaDork
11/30/12 11:23 p.m.
z31maniac wrote: And people in Serbia think a vampire is on the loose.........

I thought you were kidding
http://abcnews.go.com/International/vampire-threat-terrorizes-serbian-village/story?id=17831327#.ULmTSORi6uI

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltimaDork
11/30/12 11:28 p.m.

I think I read this book once...

Appleseed
Appleseed PowerDork
12/1/12 12:05 a.m.

I've seen that crappy Arnold movie.

ransom
ransom SuperDork
12/1/12 12:31 a.m.

I would have to guess that the doc is making an attempt to avoid whatever happens to pregnant girls out of wedlock under Sharia law, based on the article. Or given the likelihood that nobody will buy it, a protest of sorts.

The doctor misunderstanding the likelihood of virgin pregnancy seems an unlikely explanation.

JoeyM
JoeyM UltimaDork
12/1/12 5:41 a.m.
ransom wrote: I would have to guess that the doc is making an attempt to avoid whatever happens to pregnant girls out of wedlock under Sharia law,

[sigh!] here you go messing up all my fun by being logical and such.

Buffy: "Note to self: religion: freaky." (What's My Line, Part One 5V09)

Teh E36 M3
Teh E36 M3 Dork
12/1/12 6:38 a.m.

Her initials are MM? She had birth with no sex?

Grtechguy
Grtechguy UltimaDork
12/1/12 7:35 a.m.

Invitro at 15? Turkey Baster?

foxtrapper
foxtrapper PowerDork
12/1/12 8:29 a.m.

Actually, a case very much like this did happen here in the US just a few years ago. She gave him a BJ, then stuffed it up afterwards, resulting in pregnancy.

She sued him for paternity, he countersued that they had not had intercourse, so he wasn't liable. Court ruled it was his seed, even if he didn't plant it.

I can very much see a similar thing happening here. Or the more obvious.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
12/1/12 8:40 a.m.
foxtrapper wrote: ...or the more obvious.

By that, of course, you mean the virgin birth of a demi-god. Teenagers having intercourse out of wedlock is inconceivable. (bah-dump)

JoeyM
JoeyM UltimaDork
12/1/12 12:36 p.m.
foxtrapper wrote: She gave him a BJ, then stuffed it up afterwards, resulting in pregnancy. She sued him for paternity, he countersued that they had not had intercourse, so he wasn't liable. Court ruled it was his seed, even if he didn't plant it.

Wow. The things you have to be careful about these days.....

poopshovel
poopshovel UltimaDork
12/1/12 12:47 p.m.

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