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NickD
NickD MegaDork
12/13/24 6:44 a.m.

"Each day is future history. So don't step lightly. The trick is to leave tracks that can be followed." - Clive Cussler

TRoglodyte
TRoglodyte UltraDork
12/16/24 11:37 a.m.

"Idiots make the world go round", Dollar general employee down the road. Astute observation dear.

 

johndej
johndej UltraDork
12/16/24 11:45 a.m.

"The experiment requires that you continue" - Stanley Milgram

NickD
NickD MegaDork
12/19/24 11:43 a.m.

"What do CEOs, venture capitalists, politicians, car salesmen and carnival barkers have in common?  Everything." - Kreb

SV reX
SV reX MegaDork
12/25/24 3:23 p.m.

"Cars run better with no gas than with no oil"

 

- Me. I taught it to all my kids. 

Oapfu
Oapfu HalfDork
12/30/24 3:33 p.m.
johndej said:

"The experiment requires that you continue" - Stanley Milgram

A search result:

calteg
calteg UltraDork
12/30/24 5:02 p.m.

"When you try to make something idiot-proof, the world will build a better idiot" 

NickD
NickD MegaDork
1/9/25 11:14 a.m.

"I'd allow a Lotus to destroy my life. And it probably would."

Dusterbd13
Dusterbd13 MegaDork
1/9/25 1:34 p.m.

"Bigger pain in the ass than an ingrown hair on a hemorrhoid."

Don, my shop manager about an Italian gearbox 

dean1484
dean1484 MegaDork
1/9/25 3:55 p.m.

You can't touch me if I am behind the Fryolator.   

 

(I heard this from the Kitchen at our local pizza joint last night.)

Dusterbd13
Dusterbd13 MegaDork
1/11/25 11:45 a.m.

"Cheap LS swap parts justify the need for communist government in other countries"

Tommy B

 

SV reX
SV reX MegaDork
1/22/25 10:32 a.m.

"The d*ldo of consequences rarely arrives lubed"

Kreb (Forum Supporter)
Kreb (Forum Supporter) PowerDork
1/22/25 11:50 a.m.

I find this inspirational. So ban me.cheeky

"Think of yourself as dead. You have lived your life. Now take what's left and live it properly" - Marcus Aurelius.

Or as I like to twist it when trying to get motivated for a day which I know will be difficult: "I died last night, and look at me now!"

HotNotch
HotNotch Reader
1/22/25 12:19 p.m.

"No risk, No story"

johndej
johndej UltraDork
1/26/25 8:04 p.m.

"I don't know why people say to look out for prostitutes, it's not like they're going to do anything they aren't paid to do" conversion about visiting Las Vegas.

NickD
NickD MegaDork
2/14/25 1:41 p.m.

"Nothing screams 'I'm a raging alcoholic' like blasting ICP at 8am in the workplace."

Dusterbd13
Dusterbd13 MegaDork
2/14/25 7:49 p.m.
NickD said:

"Nothing screams 'I'm a raging alcoholic' like blasting ICP at 8am in the workplace."

What does 90s country from the work truck at 8am say?

CAinCA
CAinCA Dork
2/15/25 6:23 p.m.

A watched tracking number never shows up.

Pete. (l33t FS)
Pete. (l33t FS) MegaDork
2/15/25 7:02 p.m.

"Valve buoyancy"

 

Seen as a descriptor for valvetrain unencumbered by sufficient spring pressure

TRoglodyte
TRoglodyte UltraDork
2/27/25 9:43 a.m.

I am trying to see things from your point of view, but I am having a hard time getting my head up my ass that far

Karacticus
Karacticus SuperDork
2/27/25 10:06 a.m.

Process compliance (even if it consists of pointless tasks) has a special value all it's own.

Oapfu
Oapfu HalfDork
2/27/25 7:51 p.m.

From a EU (Croatia) Buyer's Guide to used EV's

It is difficult to immediately assess the [e-Golf] as a good choice, primarily because it is a Golf, then a VW, and finally an electric vehicle. However, it lacks an EGR, DPF, ADDBLUE, injectors, belts, oil pump, water pump, clutch, flywheel, gearbox, and many other potential issues, which is a complete contrast to previous versions, especially the Golf 2 1.6D. This model, unlike its predecessors, is very reliable.

https://evclinic.eu/2024/11/03/which-used-ev-to-buy-a-beginners-guide/

nderwater
nderwater MegaDork
3/4/25 2:11 a.m.

Crxpilot
Crxpilot HalfDork
3/5/25 11:22 p.m.

"It doesn't matter how old you are, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 10 year old was given $100."

-Thee Booke of Faces

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
3/6/25 7:53 a.m.

The Toyota Tacoma is what a 2nd gen Dakota would look like if you kicked in the ass real hard.

-JW Longmire

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