So can someone explain this "Amy" thing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yd-gGXWfwE

In reply to 914Driver:

The other acceptable YouTube video is "trapped in the closet"

In reply to neon4891:

Or "trapped in the drive thru"

SBF - The jist is that amy was the track girl that turned into the only girl that happened to be a trisexual. Only rule was don't touch the 21 yr old daughter. You can guess what happened. Even though I'm pretty sure Amy was the name of the third party and the possible offspring, not the name of the track gf.

In reply to neon4891:

a certain song by Buckcherry would also be appropriate.

Iirc, 2 Amy's. One was the maybe his daughter and the other was the mother's friend/ person #3

The point is the details do not matter. There ARE NO details.

There is Amy. That is all.

I'm just thankful we never made it to "Two Amys one cup"

Kermit the Frog watching Two Amys One Cup. NSFW, NSFH, NSFPAA.

Bill Caswell needs to be told the Amy story so that he can retell it "drunk history" style several times a month.

captdownshift wrote: Bill Caswell needs to be told the Amy story so that he can retell it "drunk history" style several times a month.

He needs to read it. No one can properly tell it.

I remember reading the original thread. I have not laughed so much at any thread here on grm in a long time.

I hope someone copied it. You know for posterity.

dean1484 wrote: I remember reading the original thread. I have not laughed so much at any thread here on grm in a long time. I hope someone copied it. You know for posterity.

I don't know about the whole thread, but I have it on good authority the original post might exist.

I am sure we are all good at right clicking and saving hilarious and/or epic images.

Let this be a lesson to us all that we should learn to recognize when there is text worth saving.

Whatever you read, ask yourself, "Is this Amy?"

dean1484 wrote: I remember reading the original thread. I have not laughed so much at any thread here on grm in a long time. I hope someone copied it. You know for posterity.

This. I put my $.02 in but damn it was funny. It reminded me of a situation I was in many years ago with a girl, her roommate and her younger sister... no, not all at the same damn time!

mndsm wrote:

dean1484 wrote: I remember reading the original thread. I have not laughed so much at any thread here on grm in a long time. I hope someone copied it. You know for posterity.

I don't know about the whole thread, but I have it on good authority the original post might exist.

this … the OP, but not the whole thread

The OP does, but not the whole thread, honestly the thread got far too preachy and full of advice and judgment, this thread is actually much more entertaining.

I have stories as well, one of which may involve a sister who was a senior in high school visiting the girl I was seeing in college, beer pong, them both attempting to distract me while playing, and my ultimately dominating both of them. But everyone has physical drive and desires, tales of such, while entertaining on the surface, are rarely actually interesting. It's why softback books of such nature are sold in airports and read on the beach.

neon4891 wrote: Iirc, 2 Amy's. One was the maybe his daughter and the other was the mother's friend/ person #3

captdownshift wrote: The OP does, but not the whole thread, honestly the thread got far too preachy and full of advice and judgment, this thread is actually much more entertaining. I have stories as well, one of which may involve a sister who was a senior in high school visiting the girl I was seeing in college, beer pong, them both attempting to distract me while playing, and my ultimately dominating both of them. But everyone has physical drive and desires, tales of such, while entertaining on the surface, are rarely actually interesting. It's why softback books of such nature are sold in airports and read on the beach.

In reply to captdownshift:

You must be good at beer pong to dominate both of them.

I've got 99 problems but bisexual Amys aren't 17 of them. Good God.

captdownshift wrote: Bill Caswell needs to be told the Amy story so that he can retell it "drunk history" style several times a month.

Please no, he's finally faded from the internets/generally anybody giving a E36 M3 about him, I just want that poseur to stay gone.

ValuePack wrote: I've got 99 problems but bisexual Amys aren't 17 of them. Good God.

/dying

just got home from the hospital … radiation schedule is set for the next 3 - 5 weeks … but my VERY HOT nurse while I was bed ridden (no pun intended) was named Amy

wbjones wrote: </ (no pun intended)

SSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE nothing is intended in this thread... does it need to be renamed Ignore #2?