My list includes:
Several political types.
Bob Dylan - yep, would fight.
Neil Diamond - yep, my mom used to make me go to a fabric store that played his music incessantly, I have a lot of built up rage.
Pete Rose - nope. He has a lot of built up rage. I'd totally wuss out and be like "You should be in the HOF Pete!"
Nick Nolte - now there's an interesting one. Pretty sure the guy could take and punch or twelve. Probably be easy to beat on, but impossible to knock out.
Martha Stewart - nope, no way. Been to prison, probably has a shank.
In reply to kazoospec :
In her prison wallet/purse?
kazoospec said:
My list includes:
Several political types.
Bob Dylan - yep, would fight.
Neil Diamond - yep, my mom used to make me go to a fabric store that played his music incessantly, I have a lot of built up rage.
Pete Rose - nope. He has a lot of built up rage. I'd totally wuss out and be like "You should be in the HOF Pete!"
Nick Nolte - now there's an interesting one. Pretty sure the guy could take and punch or twelve. Probably be easy to beat on, but impossible to knock out.
Martha Stewart - nope, no way. Been to prison, probably has a shank.
Pete Rose is the guy Chuck Norris makes Chuck Norris jokes about.
Apparently Eazy E was born 31 years before the year I was born. Also the year he died.
Anyway my list includes Keanu Reeves, Steve Wilkos, and Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Edit: I realized we're in 2019 promoting gender equality. So me fighting Sarah Palin should be socially acceptable soon.
SVreX said:
- Sean Connery
- Clint Eastwood
- Neil Armstrong
- Steve McQueen
- Buzz Aldrin
- Gene Hackman
- Micharl Caine
- James Dean
- Jack Nicholson
- Morgan Freeman
- James Earl Jones
- Robert Duvall
- Anthony Hopkins
- Sandra Day O’Conner
I think I’m in trouble.
I might stand a chance against Jim Nabors.
Same for me. That’s a whole lotta hell no.
Margie
If I got 31 years after I got 2026. We'll probably have cyborgs and Saiyans by then so I ain't gonna chance it.
I got some cool folks...John, Ringo, Bruce Lee, Al Pachino, Pele, Alex Trebec, Patrick Stewart, Smokey Robinson,but my eye is on Tom Jones...
What's up Bob Costascat?
Rons
Reader
6/13/19 6:56 p.m.
Gee an awful lot of you are scared to fight dead guys.
Mndsm
MegaDork
6/13/19 6:58 p.m.
Appleseed said:
Aren't we phrasing it wrong? If you did the year you were born, plus 31 would be going forward. If you were young enough, you'd be time traveling into the future. Shouldn't it be minus 31?
1979 plus 31 is 2010. I'm being asked to battle a 10 year old?
your age + 31 years. Makes em 72 by calendar year. You got the same list as me. Tag team? Me and you vs. Cher and Jimmy Buffett?
Mndsm
MegaDork
6/13/19 7:01 p.m.
Rons said:
Gee an awful lot of you are scared to fight dead guys.
If I'm fighting a dead guy, I assume he is now an UN-dead guy. That's a zombie. I've seen that movie. One good bite and I'm using patrons of the magic kingdoms heads as fruit cups.
Rons said:
Gee an awful lot of you are scared to fight dead guys.
I ain't about to go after the ghost of Eazy E. Dude's probably still got shooters.
How about playing it like this?
If you're close to the Bieb's age, what old fart would you challenge?
If you're close to Cruise's age, what whippersnapper wouldn't you be afraid of?
I could throw The Bieb a beating.
Mndsm said:
Appleseed said:
Aren't we phrasing it wrong? If you did the year you were born, plus 31 would be going forward. If you were young enough, you'd be time traveling into the future. Shouldn't it be minus 31?
1979 plus 31 is 2010. I'm being asked to battle a 10 year old?
your age + 31 years. Makes em 72 by calendar year. You got the same list as me. Tag team? Me and you vs. Cher and Jimmy Buffett?
Berk that! I want Ted Nugent in December. No way in hell am I taking on Grace Jones. No. Berking Way.
Cooter
SuperDork
6/14/19 7:29 a.m.
RealMiniNoMore said:
How about playing it like this?
If you're close to the Bieb's age, what old fart would you challenge?
If you're close to Cruise's age, what whippersnapper wouldn't you be afraid of?
I could throw The Bieb a beating.
Hmmm. 1933 equals a bunch of dead people, Willie Nelson, Quincy Jones, Michael Caine, David McCallum... I just am not that violent of a person to want to...
Oh, Roman Polanski. Yeah, his wrinkly old rear end needs to be kicked. Hard.
1995 mostly seems to be a year filled with "stars" of Instagram and Kendall Jenner. Most probably need to to at least have a little sense slapped into them, but I really couldn't be bothered enough to care.
wheelsmithy said:
I got some cool folks...John, Ringo, Bruce Lee, Al Pachino, Pele, Alex Trebec, Patrick Stewart, Smokey Robinson,but my eye is on Tom Jones...
What's up Bob Costascat?
Looks like we’re the same age. Didn’t list the deceased since they didn’t seem likely to be much challenge there. Although the ghost of Bruce Lee might be tough.....
The first living guy on my list is William Shatner.
Even at 88 years old, I'm not sure I want to throw down with Captain Jaames Teeeee Kirkofthestarshipenterprize.
SaltyDog said:
The first living guy on my list is William Shatner.
Even at 88 years old, I'm not sure I want to throw down with Captain Jaames Teeeee Kirkofthestarshipenterprize.
plus he hangs out with Henry Rollins, and i'm sure ol' Hank isn't just gonna let you take a poke at Captain Kirk without going through him first.
