"Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow" my dad
In reference to the Came Home to a Car in my Driveway thread.
"Truly, if there is evil in this world, it lies within the heart of mankind."
"In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
'no matter how long it takes to do something right the first time, it takes twice as long to do it the second time.' -???
i found this out yesterday, when i discovered the wheel bearings in my wife's' odyssey had magnetic rings for ABS in them, and i had installed one of them backwards. i really, profoundly, -hate- working on that vehicle.
-J0N
"If you're ever gonna stand on it at all, stand on it now. The longer you wait, the slower you get" --Stroker Ace
"E36M3'ing on the ceiling is easy, given the proper velocity, viscosity and angle of attack..." Graffiti in a Engineering school men's room
Appleseed wrote: Fly as far into the crash as possible. - Bob Hoover
'How far will the one engine take us?' -Nervous passenger 'All the way to the crash site.' - Ron White
'Anything you walk away from is a good landing'. - Unknown
Curmudgeon wrote:Appleseed wrote: Fly as far into the crash as possible. - Bob Hoover'How far will the one engine take us?' -Nervous passenger 'All the way to the crash site.' - Ron White 'Anything you walk away from is a good landing'. - Unknown
Anyone where you can still use the airplane is a great one - anonymous
You know the part in 'High Flight where it talks about putting out your hand to touch the face of God? Well, when we're at speed and altitude in the SR, we have to slow down and descend in order to do that.
— USAF Lt. Col. Gil Bertelson, SR-71 pilot
"Anything worth doing once is worth doing twice."
"There's a fine line between delegation and avoidance." - coworker
"The future is already here — it's just not very evenly distributed." -William Gibson
"Don't tell people your troubles. Most of them don't care and the rest are glad you have them." Mark Twain.
jmthunderbirdturbo wrote: 'no matter how long it takes to do something right the first time, it takes twice as long to do it the second time.' -??? i found this out yesterday, when i discovered the wheel bearings in my wife's' odyssey had magnetic rings for ABS in them, and i had installed one of them backwards. i really, profoundly, -hate- working on that vehicle. -J0N
"Ain't got time for that"
Everybody's done it, man. If you do it a second time, come back and I'll heap scorn on you.
I'm sure it's already been posted, but one of my favorites is:
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
I have to use it almost everyday.
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