Turboeric said:Robbie (Forum Supporter) said:wheelsmithy (Joe-with-an-L) (Forum Supporter) said:How do you make holy water?
Take regular water and shake the hell out of it.
Do not try to make holy babies in this manner.
Is that how we get Holy Cow?
No, but it's how you get a milkshake.
Curtis73 (Forum Supporter) said:Turboeric said:Robbie (Forum Supporter) said:wheelsmithy (Joe-with-an-L) (Forum Supporter) said:How do you make holy water?
Take regular water and shake the hell out of it.
Do not try to make holy babies in this manner.
Is that how we get Holy Cow?
No, but it's how you get a milkshake.
Know how to recycle a condom?
Same basic joke, just unprintable.
"My wife gave birth yesterday, but I still haven't felt any dad joke superpowers kicking in yet, but my neighbor is a comedian all of a sudden." 
Who did the pig call when he got hurt?
Tha HAMbulance!!!
Have you heard the joke about the pickle? Never mind, its not a big dill.....
Munchkin told me these! She appreciates my bad dad jokes, i appreciate hers.
Enjoy it while you can. I tried my favourite 8-year-old with one I made up: What does yeast like to make when it goes camping? S'Pores! I got back a look of 50% pity and 50% contempt, and I was informed that my sad attempt at humour was "not even, like, remotely funny."
Her Dad seemed to think it was OK, but he may have just been being polite to his Dad.
In reply to Stealthtercel :
I think your problem has to do with eight year old girl. My daughter based experience suggests there isn't a lot of humor available to her for the next dozen years or so.
Oh, I think she'll keep laughing <crosses fingers>. There's plenty of targets for satire out there if you look, and I'm confident she'll be looking. In the immortal words of Dame Edna, "God has given me a great gift, possums: He has allowed me to see the failings of others."
A few of my go-to's and recent gems:
-2:30! It's time to go to the dentist! (tooth-hurty).
-What do you call a deer with no eyes? ----- I got no i-deer!
-This is a new one my neighbor improved during a kid's softball game: "You're at short stop." "Where's short stop???" "It's right next to long stop". Confusion ensues.
A friend of mine has one dad joke that has become the staple of his humor. If anyone—and I mean anyone—says, "I'm [insert adjective here]," without missing a beat, he goes, "Hi [adjective], I'm John.". This has been going on for two years now.
In reply to Paris Van Gorder :
I own a t-shirt that says "High Hungry, I'm Dad."
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