The first rule of fight club

Someone must have forgotten the first rule...

Apparently some day care workers were running a toddler fight club.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/08/21/daycare-workers-accused-running-toddler-fight-club/

This is why it's important to have a TV in the break room.

Stay classy, Delaware.

I'd say they successfully one-upped Mike Vick.

After the authorities find out how many incidences there were they should make the punishment fit the crime. Let's say the cell phone video was 5 minutes long, and that, through interviews they determine there were 7 fights. Each lady should be put in a prison fight for 7 5-minute rounds. Then after that, the parents each get a chance at 5 minutes with each of them.
The part about the kid running to the teacher for protection, only to be pushed back into the fight hurts to read.

They're just here to work!!!

Incident. Incidents.

keeps wholly inappropriate, or possibly appropriate comment to myself

So, anyone else wondering how many toddlers could those lady's take on at once?

Fight Club, written in 1996 and filmed in 1999, who would have thought that rule 3 of fight club should have been, "You don't take phone-video of fight club."
(Camera phones hit the US in about 2002)

Rules: said: 1) You don't talk about fight club. 2) You don't talk about fight club. 3) When someone says stop, or goes limp, the fight is over. 4) Only two guys to a fight. 5) One fight at a time. 6) They fight without shirts or shoes. 7) The fights go on as long as they have to. 8) If this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight.

mndsm wrote: Stay classy, Delaware.

Am I the only one hoping some of the videos made their way to youtube?

turboswede wrote: So, anyone else wondering how many toddlers could those lady's take on at once?

Here's your answer: http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

Apparently, I could take 20.

Beer Baron wrote:

turboswede wrote: So, anyone else wondering how many toddlers could those lady's take on at once?

Here's your answer: http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/ Apparently, I could take 20.

22 of them before they finish me off. I'll have to admit..I said "yes" to using a child that attacked me first as a weapon. Probably a cultural artifact after watching "Limitless" again..

Beer Baron wrote:

turboswede wrote: So, anyone else wondering how many toddlers could those lady's take on at once?

Here's your answer: http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/ Apparently, I could take 20.

This says 17, but knowledge of having 3 kids (ages, 7,7,and 8) attack me simultaneously, I don't see it much over 5 or 6 in actuality.

As someone with kids in daycare, that is rough. Hope they rot in prison for a long time.

Apparently I can take 35

I don't know how many 5 year olds I could take in a fight; my work's content blocker will let me take the test, but not see the results of it.

That's pretty crappy. They need to go under the jail.

New TLC show "Toddlers and Title Belts?

• Disclaimer: I think this is a disgusting act and hope the guilty pay the appropriate penalty. I am born and raised Delawarean with family still there.

I drew 31.

This is my results:

Apparently I can handle 33 of the l'il bastards.