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Knurled
Knurled PowerDork
12/14/14 8:42 a.m.

"Colon Blow? Sounds good, but is it good for you?"

Best. Line. Ever.

(will have to remember "4 wheel drive" as a descriptor for foods with earthmover capabilities)

Toyman01
Toyman01 MegaDork
12/14/14 8:42 a.m.
Marjorie Suddard wrote: ...a 4-wheel-drive breakfast granola we call "colon blow" ... Margie

Thank You, I needed a good laugh.

The_Jed
The_Jed UltraDork
12/14/14 8:49 a.m.

I was day dreaming... awake but dreaming at night... whatever... last night at work I was visualizing swapping a 300 six into a '92-'94 Crown Victoria. For teh MPGs.

The_Jed
The_Jed UltraDork
12/14/14 8:49 a.m.

Would probably need a dry sump.

Knurled
Knurled PowerDork
12/14/14 8:52 a.m.

Ever notice that Ford put overdrives and stuff behind the 5.0 but the 300 six never got anything but a C6 in the trucks?

I wonder if this is because the sixes have higher instant torque loads than eights. They also skipped the T5 for the manual trans Super Coupes and went straight to the Mazda-based transmission.

Nowadays they would probably through a dual mass flywheel on the thing so they could use a weaker transmission for better fuel economy.

The_Jed
The_Jed UltraDork
12/14/14 8:54 a.m.

I've seen a few with 5 speed manuals. Every single one had a broken driver's side motor mount...

Knurled
Knurled PowerDork
12/14/14 9:03 a.m.

Well, yeah there are manual trans trucks, but those are rare since automatics are way better than manuals for truck duty.

Woody
Woody MegaDork
12/14/14 9:08 a.m.
EastCoastMojo wrote:

Now available with turbo.

KyAllroad
KyAllroad HalfDork
12/14/14 9:09 a.m.
The_Jed wrote: Germans have an extra muscle in their colon.

This explains some of the things I've seen on the internet.

The_Jed
The_Jed UltraDork
12/14/14 9:11 a.m.

I just drank some peanut butter and marshmallow flavored whey mixed with almond milk. That was an interesting flavor.

Kind of like eating sod... or a fine mulch.

captdownshift
captdownshift Dork
12/14/14 9:52 a.m.
The_Jed wrote: Would probably need a dry sump.

To help with the colon blow?

captdownshift
captdownshift Dork
12/14/14 9:54 a.m.
The_Jed wrote: I just drank some peanut butter and marshmallow flavored whey mixed with almond milk. That was an interesting flavor. Kind of like eating sod... or a fine mulch.

That's anti colon blow right there.

Knurled
Knurled PowerDork
12/14/14 10:03 a.m.

I think it is a statement of the human condition that all threads, left unsteered, devolve into poop threads.

oldtin
oldtin UberDork
12/14/14 10:12 a.m.

The_Jed
The_Jed UltraDork
12/14/14 10:12 a.m.

It's the ever present fear of the public mud butt that has burned it's way into our subconscious and taints every conversation.

Knurled
Knurled PowerDork
12/14/14 10:16 a.m.

Public Mud Butt is the name of my deathcore/dubstep/ska fusion band.

Our phat science gets us the wub wub with trombonez.

captdownshift
captdownshift Dork
12/14/14 10:33 a.m.

In reply to The_Jed:

Excellent use of taint.

This thread went from boobs to poop, like young childhood development.

iceracer
iceracer PowerDork
12/14/14 11:39 a.m.
bgkast wrote: In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker: That's called a chip seal. Basically gluing down a new surface of rock with asphalt binder. No rolling needed. Nobody wants to fund overlays these days...

Local city DPW tried that, to save money. Citizens up in arms over the dust. DPW manager never considered the dust.

Teh E36 M3
Teh E36 M3 SuperDork
12/14/14 2:17 p.m.

Christmas is coming- anyone have a hot cousin you're looking forward to seeing?

Teh E36 M3
Teh E36 M3 SuperDork
12/14/14 2:19 p.m.

Oh, and the "blew a seal" reminded me of this great Dr. Demento tune: Wet Dream

Dusterbd13
Dusterbd13 SuperDork
12/14/14 2:25 p.m.

My wife has some invredibly hot cousins. About the only reason im lm not railing against goung to her family Christmas morning. Over thirty people in a 1200 square foot house. I don't even like more than six in my 1600 square foot house.

Yes, I have a large personal space bubble.

Teh E36 M3
Teh E36 M3 SuperDork
12/14/14 2:28 p.m.

I'm so glad I didn't make it to Thanksgiving at my moms house this year. 1100 sqft and 38 people. I would have imploded.

Toyman01
Toyman01 MegaDork
12/14/14 3:44 p.m.

I just talked to my mother. She says 31 are coming for dinner Christmas Day. That's going to be a noisy crowd. It'll be fun, but I'll be ready to go postal by evening.

We just had 14 over for Sunday dinner. That's a decent sized crowd.

I even had a chance to drag out the hit and miss and run it for a while.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdAfly9e318

alfadriver
alfadriver UltimaDork
12/14/14 4:51 p.m.

you realize that the speed this thread is going is impressive.

how many threads did the ignore thread have?

Dusterbd13
Dusterbd13 SuperDork
12/14/14 4:55 p.m.

I don't know. I ignored it.

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