"Colon Blow? Sounds good, but is it good for you?"
Best. Line. Ever.
(will have to remember "4 wheel drive" as a descriptor for foods with earthmover capabilities)
"Colon Blow? Sounds good, but is it good for you?"
Best. Line. Ever.
(will have to remember "4 wheel drive" as a descriptor for foods with earthmover capabilities)
Marjorie Suddard wrote: ...a 4-wheel-drive breakfast granola we call "colon blow" ... Margie
Thank You, I needed a good laugh.
I was day dreaming... awake but dreaming at night... whatever... last night at work I was visualizing swapping a 300 six into a '92-'94 Crown Victoria. For teh MPGs.
Ever notice that Ford put overdrives and stuff behind the 5.0 but the 300 six never got anything but a C6 in the trucks?
I wonder if this is because the sixes have higher instant torque loads than eights. They also skipped the T5 for the manual trans Super Coupes and went straight to the Mazda-based transmission.
Nowadays they would probably through a dual mass flywheel on the thing so they could use a weaker transmission for better fuel economy.
Well, yeah there are manual trans trucks, but those are rare since automatics are way better than manuals for truck duty.
The_Jed wrote: Germans have an extra muscle in their colon.
This explains some of the things I've seen on the internet.
I just drank some peanut butter and marshmallow flavored whey mixed with almond milk. That was an interesting flavor.
Kind of like eating sod... or a fine mulch.
The_Jed wrote: I just drank some peanut butter and marshmallow flavored whey mixed with almond milk. That was an interesting flavor. Kind of like eating sod... or a fine mulch.
That's anti colon blow right there.
I think it is a statement of the human condition that all threads, left unsteered, devolve into poop threads.
It's the ever present fear of the public mud butt that has burned it's way into our subconscious and taints every conversation.
Public Mud Butt is the name of my deathcore/dubstep/ska fusion band.
Our phat science gets us the wub wub with trombonez.
In reply to The_Jed:
Excellent use of taint.
This thread went from boobs to poop, like young childhood development.
bgkast wrote: In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker: That's called a chip seal. Basically gluing down a new surface of rock with asphalt binder. No rolling needed. Nobody wants to fund overlays these days...
Local city DPW tried that, to save money. Citizens up in arms over the dust. DPW manager never considered the dust.
Oh, and the "blew a seal" reminded me of this great Dr. Demento tune: Wet Dream
My wife has some invredibly hot cousins. About the only reason im lm not railing against goung to her family Christmas morning. Over thirty people in a 1200 square foot house. I don't even like more than six in my 1600 square foot house.
Yes, I have a large personal space bubble.
I'm so glad I didn't make it to Thanksgiving at my moms house this year. 1100 sqft and 38 people. I would have imploded.
I just talked to my mother. She says 31 are coming for dinner Christmas Day. That's going to be a noisy crowd. It'll be fun, but I'll be ready to go postal by evening.
We just had 14 over for Sunday dinner. That's a decent sized crowd.
I even had a chance to drag out the hit and miss and run it for a while.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdAfly9e318
you realize that the speed this thread is going is impressive.
how many threads did the ignore thread have?
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