Pajamas do not qualify as a Halloween Costume. Nasty motherberkeleyers.
Pajamas do not qualify as a Halloween Costume. Nasty motherberkeleyers.
Hold on here a minute, I'd rather that we not make this a blanket statement. What if some nice young coed wanted to dress as Little Annie Fanny?
Yeah, this is a much more complex issue than you're making it out to be.
I just googled 'sexy pajama costume' and must politely disagree.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: I just googled 'sexy pajama costume' and must politely disagree.
You'll change your mind when the moose 3 blocks down shows up in that.
In reply to bluej:
The moose from down the street wears it every other day, anyway, so why block the good because of bad we've already got?
Kids in pajamas dont count as costumes; adults in pajamas do count as a costume.
http://totalfratmove.com/photo-arizona-state-girl-goes-to-halloween-party-completely-naked-because-arizona-state/
In other news, enrollment to ASU jumps 900%.
BTW, pic on page of story Not Safe for Work, but not THAT bad.
First I was like 
Then I was like 
RossD wrote: Kids in pajamas dont count as costumes; adults in pajamas do count as a costume.
adults wear their costumes out in public all year long then... it's one of the things that annoys me most about modern society..
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: I just googled 'sexy pajama costume' and must politely disagree.
I think googling "sexy __ costume" (fill in the blank with whatever you want) will net you an exclusion for just about anything.
If pajamas are good enough for Wal-Mart it ain't no costume.
poopshovel wrote: Pajamas do not qualify as a Halloween Costume. Nasty motherberkeleyers.
Heard this on the ride home. Thought of your post and cranked it up.
Some people's hot
Some people's cold
Some people's not very
Swift to behold
Some people do it
Some see right through it
Some wear pojamas
If only they knew it
The po-jama people are boring me to pieces
Feel like I am wasting my time
They all got flannel up 'n down 'em
A little trap-door back aroun' 'em
An' some cozy little footies on their mind
Po-jama people!
Po-jama people, people!
They sure do make you sleepy
With the things they might say
Po-jama people!
Po-jama people, people!
Mother Mary 'n Jozuf, I wish they'd all go away!
Po-jama people!
It's a po-jama people special . . .
Take one home with you, save a dollar today
Po-jama people!
Po-jama people, people!
Wrap 'em up
Roll 'em out
Get 'em out of my way
Hein nya-nya-hein nya-nya-hein nya-nya-hein
HOEY! HOEY! HOEY!
Wrap 'em up
Roll 'em out
Get 'em out of my way
Hein nya-nya-hein nya-nya-hein nya-nya-hein
HOEY! HOEY! HOEY!
Wrap 'em up
Roll 'em out
Get 'em out of my way
Hein nya-nya-hein nya-nya-hein nya-nya-hein
HOEY! HOEY! HOEY!
(Well . . . ) now some people's hot
An' some people's cold
(Well, Lawd . . . ) an' some people's not very
(Very) swift to behold (swifty!)
(I told you) some people do it (do it!)
(Yes, they do!) (No . . . )
Some see right through it
(See right through it!)
An' some wear PO-JAMAS
If only they knew it
The pyjama people are boring me to pieces
They make me feel like I am wasting my time
They all got flannel up 'n down 'em
A little trap-door back aroun' 'em
An' some cozy little footies on their mind
Po-jama people!
Po-jama people, people!
Lawd, they make you sleepy
With the things they might say (hey, yeah-hey . . . )
Po-jama people!
(Well . . . now) Po-jama people, people!
(I said) ARF! ARF! ARF!
I wish they'd all go away!
Po-jama people! (People!) (Oh, yeah)
Po-jama people special . . .
(I said, I said, I said)
Take one home with you, & save a dollar today
Po-jama people!
(It's a) Po-jama people, people! (Special)
Wrap 'em up
An' roll 'em out
Get 'em out of my way
HOEY! HOEY! HOEY!
Wrap 'em up
An' roll 'em out
Get 'em out of my way
HOEY! HOEY! HOEY!
Wrap 'em up
Roll 'em out
Get 'em out of my way
HOEY! HOEY! HOEY!
(YEAH-HA-HA!)
-Frank Zappa
If only I had the balls, I would have gone as Edgar Allan Ho.
Pajammas are one of the reasons I do not shop at the closest supermarket to me. The people who literally fill that store to t he bursting point are well dressed if in their PJs
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: I just googled 'sexy pajama costume' and must politely disagree.
Google "Fat redneck with pony tail and a cigarette hanging out of her mouth, with two kids incapable of saying 'trick or treat' or 'thank you,'" and get back to me.
I must have said: "Make sure you say 'Trick or Treat' and say 'Thank you' afterwards" at least 20 times tonight.
It seemed like every three houses the kids would lose their minds and forget.
2 1/2 year old said "Trick or treat" 80% of the time, and "Thank you" 100% of the time, otherwise, Halloween was cancelled. Proud papa.
Why do we always give out treats and not tricks?
racerfink wrote: http://totalfratmove.com/photo-arizona-state-girl-goes-to-halloween-party-completely-naked-because-arizona-state/ In other news, enrollment to ASU jumps 900%. BTW, pic on page of story Not Safe for Work, but not THAT bad.
Not sure if female, note how none of the dudes in the background are staring. Also, trap is a more believable costume idea than actual birthday suit.
DaveEstey wrote: Why do we always give out treats and not tricks?
Because bitch betta have mah money?
In reply to DaveEstey:
I greased my front steps and put a tiger trap under my welcome mat. If they get past that they deserve their snickers bar
Who wants to tell the girl in the picture, that's now how you do "The Shocker".
poopshovel wrote:Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: I just googled 'sexy pajama costume' and must politely disagree.Google "Fat redneck with pony tail and a cigarette hanging out of her mouth, with two kids incapable of saying 'trick or treat' or 'thank you,'" and get back to me.
I did this was what I got.
i've thought about putting red food coloring all over the GSD's mouth and turning on the light. That way when someone rings the doorbell this 90lb rabid looking dog comes flying to the door barking looking like she just ate the last little kid. To top it off, I'd go buy a couple cheap kiddy costumes, rip them up and cover them in red korn syrup and maybe a single bloody looking shoe or sock strewn out on the walkway to the door.
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