I'll start by saying THANK YOU! to everyone who has chipped in with advice. You guys seriously are the only reason I felt comfortable picking up a project car because I knew GRM would help me figure it out.
A special thank you to Hungary Bill. MS Paint skillz, posted an extremely useful wiring diagram (that I saved btw), and helped me kind of guess what was going wrong.
Ok, update time. So I ran out the the 7 all giddy to try the things suggested. Hooked up my pillaged battery from my daily driver, and went to work. First, looked at the ignition switch, disconnected any plugs that seemed to contain wires coming from it, then jumped under the car to test the notorious red wire. Bill (hope I can call you that) realized that this wire should have been black and yellow. It was, three inches up and was spliced to the red one for I'm sure was at one time a great reason. When I had everything disconnected, I read 11.5v at the red wire. Wut. Color me confused. So I tried my best at following it up to where it led to under the dash, kind of ended up just guessing. But in following it up, I looked more seriously at what everything from the ignition switch was plugging into. It was all just looped uselessly. So the clips were plugged into clips off the switch, meaning they all led nowhere. You can see here what I mean, the bottom two white clips are both clips off the switch. So that wasn't good (I assumed what with my wealth of electrical knowledge and prowess). You can also kind of make out in the background the two brown clips that lead from under dash that were also looped.
So, I disconnected all of then, unplugged the brown connectors as well, and just matched up the ones that fit each other. Ended up like this, and now when I turned the switch (ended up using Bill's flat blade hot-wire trick, I'll explain in a minute) and could actually feel the start spot where you turn it and if you let go it turns back. That was new! Didn't do that before.
So after this, I jumped back under, reconnected the red wire, and then unscrewed the ignition switch to see what Bill meant about hot-wiring. Turns out it was a good thing I did, the small plastic flange that is supposed to turn the switch was mostly broken, so it wasn't engaging to ACTUALLY turn the switch to start. Would turn to on or accessory or whatever it is, but not start. Looked like this.
So anyway, stuck a screwdriver in where it needed to go, and tried to crank the engine. Nothing. Reconnected the battery (doh!) and guess what?! Starter engaged! It actually cranked the motor over. I could also hear the fuel pump turn on in on, so that was a welcome sound. Got REALLY excited at this point, and scrambled back to the list wvumtnbker gave about steps to get it started. Checked it had spark. Had to google how to do that since I didn't know you needed to ground the plug. Had spark. Let the fuel pump prime the carb a little, could see gas in the bowl (I think that's what it's called?), when I revd the cable I could see it spray gas. Called that fuel system a check. Last was to put all the plugs back in, google the spark wire order to make sure I put it back on right since I didn't remember how I took them off, (T1 T2, lowers were L1 L2 right?) and then the moment of truth.
Turned the key (screwdriver), if I turned it too far it would almost be to much and wouldn't turn on the starter?, turned it back a tad, and it was cranking. Gave it some gas, back fired out the carb, stopped then turned again, gave it more gas because that'll solve everything, and BAM!
https://youtu.be/pWBbBfEEFf8
(skip to around 1:17 for the good stuff!)
Yeah. It ran. Sort of. Would love advice. What do you hear? Go crank it some more till it will idle? Apex seal blown and only running on one rotor? Don't ever crank it again my precious rotor housings could get damaged from apex seal pieces??? SO PUMPED! Thanks again to everyone!
Ryan