Clarkson on Porsche

Old Top Gear article

I don't necessarily agree with all of what Clarkson says here but it made me laugh.

"....goose the Pope" ? That just ain't right!

"...built by people who have an enormous collection of small screwdrivers." Great image. Some of them are our customers.

"You meet someone, and before they've even drawn breath to speak, you know you hate every fibre of their being, and would like to hit them in the head with a shovel. Certainly, I felt this way when I first met Piers Morgan. " Clarkson needs therapy.

[I say as I'm watching him on the telly this very moment]

I can't say I understood the point of that. He doesn't want a Porsche... because... he wasn't caught masturbating as a child?

Will be like one again if he is caught masterbating as an adult?

I get what he is saying. In GRM terms...Sometimes you just like the character of a turbo volvo over an E30 even if the BMW is the superior car.

It is what Clarkson's philosophy always has been. I like what I like and there is no reason for it. Surely anyone who is a Saab fan can understand that.