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irish44j
irish44j PowerDork
3/3/14 3:38 p.m.

Paypal me some cash and I'll put in a good word for you to get it sooner. Honest.

ssswitch
ssswitch New Reader
3/3/14 3:38 p.m.

I might never achieve Readerdom at this rate.

oldtin
oldtin UltraDork
3/3/14 3:52 p.m.

Just post something controversial like, maybe hotlinking and you'll be on your way. The slower way - build some stuff, break some stuff and ask/offer your thoughts about it (or someone else who built some stuff or broke some stuff).

sethmeister4
sethmeister4 Dork
3/3/14 4:00 p.m.

I know 1,000 gets you to Dork status...I'm not sure what my next level up is...anybody have the complete list & post count?

sanman
sanman Reader
3/3/14 4:23 p.m.

I don't have time to post whore, but I do wonder if the levels are accurate. I have registered since 2008 and am just closing in on half dork.

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
3/3/14 4:25 p.m.

just remember, Dork status does not mean that we will tell you where all the missing 10mm sockets are

sanman
sanman Reader
3/3/14 4:26 p.m.

Damn it, I know they are around here somewhere.

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
3/3/14 4:29 p.m.

You know, we can always revise post counts in case of gratuitous post

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
3/3/14 4:29 p.m.

whoring.

sanman
sanman Reader
3/3/14 4:38 p.m.

Based on the responders to this thread alone I figure it goes as follows:

Megadork - 10k posts

Ultimadork - 7k posts

Power dork - 5k posts

Über dork - 4k posts

Ultra dork - 3k posts

Super dork - 2k posts

Dork - 1k posts

Half dork - 500 posts

Reader - 100 posts

New reader - 0 posts

Teh E36 M3
Teh E36 M3 SuperDork
3/3/14 5:03 p.m.

I'm a recent SuperDork, so I've got that going for me.

Teh E36 M3
Teh E36 M3 SuperDork
3/3/14 5:04 p.m.

Resume builder, really. Can't wait to add it to "other qualifications"

Toyman01
Toyman01 UltimaDork
3/3/14 5:20 p.m.

What happened to the OP.

And why is it every time we have a threat about post whoring the post whores show up ans post one word per post.

Toyman01
Toyman01 UltimaDork
3/3/14 5:20 p.m.

Come on

Toyman01
Toyman01 UltimaDork
3/3/14 5:20 p.m.

guys, can't

Toyman01
Toyman01 UltimaDork
3/3/14 5:20 p.m.

you at

Toyman01
Toyman01 UltimaDork
3/3/14 5:21 p.m.

least do

Toyman01
Toyman01 UltimaDork
3/3/14 5:21 p.m.

two words

Toyman01
Toyman01 UltimaDork
3/3/14 5:21 p.m.

per post?

Toyman01
Toyman01 UltimaDork
3/3/14 5:22 p.m.

Much harder to do that on a small screen with the add post button below the preview box. I think I'm understanding the change.

Type Q
Type Q Dork
3/3/14 5:34 p.m.
wvumtnbkr wrote: Wow, all of you guys just coming in here to increase your post count. Why not post in a worthwhile thread and actually contribute instead of taking up space on the internet and wasting my time... Geez....

No. I would never do anything like that.

erohslc
erohslc HalfDork
3/3/14 5:50 p.m.

Got (literary) kneepads?

driver109x
driver109x HalfDork
3/3/14 5:51 p.m.

Did the OP delete his own post?

driver109x
driver109x HalfDork
3/3/14 5:52 p.m.

In reply to myself:

I dont care... I just wanted to post whore...

Vigo
Vigo PowerDork
3/3/14 6:37 p.m.

I tend to be one of the highest-post-count users that doesnt post in the off-topic sections on car boards im on. Filter out the chaff and im one of the most prolific actual-car-content posters in posts per time on the forums i visit.

I tend to dislike forums that read like chat rooms. That's one of the reasons i cant get into SomethingAwful in spite of the troves of interesting people and topics.

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