How many pounds of bacon could one carry in a Honda Ridgeline?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Are we talking level load in the bed or total capacity w/o driver. If w/o driver, I'll assume the Ridgeline is in tow.

Mmmm, bacon.

And all those comedians out of work......

The good thing is I don't think you could carry a Canoe.

CagleRacing wrote: If w/o driver, I'll assume the Ridgeline is in tow. Mmmm, bacon.

And obviously behind a REAL truck. Beware though, the sides of the bed will buckle with excessive bacon loading on that there ridgeline.

On the highway...or just across the yard?

We using the trunk too?

Stupid question: only 'mericans can eat that much bacon, and a real 'merican would have a real truck.

Margie

interior or no interior, cause thats a lot of bacon... if you were permitted to ride it like a giant motorized bacon slab, steering would be accomplished with a clever system of ropes and pulleys. Think Dune, but bacon.. and wheels.. and no sand.

just throw a saddle on one of these

Oddly enough, I don't think that bacon is a strictly American thing. I am Canadian (actually, dual now), and have eaten bacon my entire life. I think that I ate the most bacon while living in England. Seemed that bacon washed down with beer was a huge portion of my diet.

bacon washed down with beer

winwinwinwinwinwinwinwin

Needs more chicken liver...or cookie dough ice cream...or both.

Is the bacon still on the animal? Cooked? Raw? Chopped fine? Thick slicecd?

How much bacon can you put in the bed of the Ridgeline and still be able to access the spare?

mistanfo wrote: Seemed that bacon washed down with beer was a huge portion of my diet.

^ yumyumyumym

only back bacon rides in a real truck with a blow up sheep in the passenger seat....

(it gets lonely out there in real truck land)

slefain wrote:

We have ways of making you pronounce the letter O, pal.

Wiki said: Hogzilla is the name given to a wild hog hybrid that was shot and killed in Alapaha, Georgia, United States, on June 17, 2004 by Chris Griffin

This guy?

all of them

...of African or European bacon?

Specs say 1546 lbs of either... although I'm not saying for which year model nor where I got the specs because it's irrelevant! (I made them up)

the last time i traveled with that much bacon i pressed one to ford the river and joey died of dysentery...

Jamesc2123 wrote: the last time i traveled with that much bacon i pressed one to ford the river and joey died of dysentery...

Thats the pooping disease.