The Mazda Miata, summed up in one picture

One of our local SCCA guys made this. Its pure genius.

That. Is. Perfect.

Pure brilliance.

Ya know, I bet one could successfully sell a replacement nose piece shaped like that.

Make the driver's head stick over the windshield because Mazda believes everyone's 5'2" and it would be perfect.

In reply to foxtrapper:

If I had a Miata I would buy one.

That is a great picture!

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How I autocross, just because it makes me laugh.

foxtrapper wrote: Ya know, I bet one could successfully sell a replacement nose piece shaped like that.

Only if they make a 'frowny' one too.

needs a giant hair dryer and brush decals on the hood

kazoospec wrote: Make the driver's eye level right at the windshield header because Mazda believes everyone's 5'2" and it would be perfect.

FTFY.

In reply to KyAllroad:

Dudio - is your car black, or Montego Blue? If the latter, /fist bump/.

Also, what lip is that? I want a bigger / deeper splitter-type thing.

I've seen a couple people do the googly eyes thing for autocross. Hmm... I wonder if SCCA can amend the rules to say that any Miata with functional headlights needs the eyes to run?

Duke wrote: Also, what lip is that? I want a bigger / deeper splitter-type thing.

I'm going to hazard a guess and say it's a Garage Vary lip, or a knockoff of it.

Jet Stream makes a gorgeous 3-piece one, but it's bonkers expensive

In reply to Duke: Good eye, Montego Blue FTW

The lip is a used GV (possibly knockoff) I bought from a guy on CL for $35.

The googly eyes are the only thing that makes me sad I got an NB vs an NA. It's childish, but they crack me up every time I see them

someone needs to submit this to blipshift...

In reply to NordicSaab:

I was just about to ask where I can buy a shirt with this on it.

I second the shirt comment. I need one now.

In reply to Desmond:

Can someone make that a to shirt please?!?!?!? I'll buy today! And the back needs to say "Miata is always answer" just like that. Not "the Miata is always the answer"

Trackmouse wrote: In reply to Desmond: Can someone make that a to shirt please?!?!?!? I'll buy today! And the back needs to say Miata is always answer just like that. Not "the Miata is always the answer"

So you want a Russian Miata shirt?

Now if someone could just photoshop Liberace into the drivers seat.....

I kid (Have owned three of those suckers).

Where can I get these googly eyes for pop-up lights?

kazoospec wrote:

Trackmouse wrote: In reply to Desmond: Can someone make that a to shirt please?!?!?!? I'll buy today! And the back needs to say Miata is always answer just like that. Not "the Miata is always the answer"

So you want a Russian Miata shirt?

I see no problem with that

NickD wrote:

kazoospec wrote:

Trackmouse wrote: In reply to Desmond: Can someone make that a to shirt please?!?!?!? I'll buy today! And the back needs to say Miata is always answer just like that. Not "the Miata is always the answer"

So you want a Russian Miata shirt?

I see no problem with that

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