A man, a bucket of fish, and an animal warden...

A Game Warden always noticed that Old John always caught his limit of fish. One day he finally asked Old John how he always got his limit. Old John invited him to go along. It wasn't long til they got to Old John's favorite spot and anchored. Old John reaches down into his tackle box and pulls out a stick of dynamite...lit it and threw it in the lake. KA-BOOM Now there's fish floating all over the place. "Whoa" said the warden "that's illegal". Well, Old John just reaches in and pulls out another stick. He lights it and throws it in. KA-BOOM, more fish! The Warden starts giving John the third degree, "John, I am going to have to arrest you if you do that again. It's illegal to have dynamite, let alone use it for fishing". While the warden is giving him the third degree, Old John just reaches in the tackle box and pulls out another stick of dynamite, lights it and tosses it to the Warden and said "Now, you gonna talk all day or fish"?

Geez, any more of these and I'm gonna have to start drinking early this week.

Gary wrote: Geez, any more of these and I'm gonna have to start drinking early this week.

Me too. I certainly didn't expect to create a pun monster.

In reply to bravenrace:

Two potatoes are standing on a street corner......how do you tell which one is the prostitute?

It's the one with the stamp that says IDAHO!

Thanks---I'll be here all week....

OK, that's it. I'm heading out for a couple martinis!

A guy walks into the GRM Joke of the Day thread.

E36 M3. How the berkeley did I get here?

An eagle walks onto a plane with a dead animal under each wing. Flight attendant stops him "Sir, sir, only one carrion per passenger, please"

Or we could go just punchlines- "Do you think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?"

Bartender says, "What'll you have?" A neutrino walks into a bar.

Two martinis weren't enough for this punishment!

Damn you bravenrace. Look what you've done here! I'll be drinking martinis all day long.

I almost got creamed by a milk truck today... I was udderly terrified

I once tried to teach an Ex-girlfriend how to drive a stick.. but she couldn't find the manual

A skeleton walks into a bar, he asks the bartender for a beer and a mop.

OK, I want an excuse to have a martini, so let's get this going again.

A termite walks into a bar and says "is the bartender here?"

C'mon folks, what've you got?

My wife Annie submits this one:

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants." The pirate says, "Arrgh, I know. It's driving me nuts."

I love Annie!

And so ... I think I'll have a martini now.

Where did Hitler hide his armies?

In his sleevies...

Jesus addresses the crowd who were about to stone a sinner. "Let the person who is without sin cast the first stone" A stone flies through the air and strikes the sinner. Jesus says "Mom, sometimes you really piss me off"

An Irishman walks out of a bar.