Be careful where you stick your ding-dong

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/875317-eel-removed-from-mans-bladder-after-entering-penis-during-beauty-spa

Only in the U.K. Glad to finally say that.

(shudder)

How....cause that eel looks pretty big, and I'm trying to figure...how...did it...he let... it... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: (shudder)

+1 and I haven't even clicked on the link

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: (shudder)

+2

Practice safe eel - Always where a condom.

tuna55 wrote: Be careful where you stick your ding-dong ...

well that just goes without saying, that said, Im saying I wont be clicking that link thankyouverymuch

You realize that I can never unread that?

I think in this case, pinchvalve wins the thread, simply because his SN is the perfect example of what should have happened.

Anybody who goes to a spa and thinks an eel bath is a good idea deserves that. Man card revoked. I'll stick to the weld spatter and 40 weight skin treatment.

Eel love you long time.

And Jaws never kept me out of the water ...

oldtin wrote: Anybody who goes to a spa and thinks an eel bath is a good idea deserves that. Man card revoked. I'll stick to the weld spatter and 40 weight skin treatment.

His man card was revoked just for going to the spa

I had an eel in my saltwater aquarium. After seeing what it could do with frozen cocktail shrimp, no way in hell would I want one near my hootus.

I'm guessing an eel would be harder to pass than a kidney stone?

Kidney stones don't swim back up.

In Russia, eel farks YOU!

Margie

In Chinese, eel means the opposite of Happy Ending.

Holy crap. I can't immagine what would be going through my mind as that thing was going through my, uh, canal.

"(OK, that's enough cringing now... it's horrible, though, we know...)"

Speaks the truth. Never. Swimming. Again.

DrBoost wrote: Holy crap. I can't immagine what would be going through my mind as that thing was going through my, uh, canal.

In my case, if there were a suitable "tool" nearby, it would be a bullet.

I once had a nursing student give me a catheter that I'm thinking felt a lot like that Eel.

I recently had a nurse pull a catheter out. Very slowly. Luckily I was out when they put it in.

place said ding-dong in bowl of fish eggs and plankton to lure it out?