Hello, I'm student Wally Chang,

Hey, she can apologize to me for the whole Pearl Harbor thing.

914Driver wrote:

pete240z wrote: Whoa. This is creepy.

Carrot Top?

Nah, that's Kathy Griffin.

Xceler8x wrote: She's an Adult Film Star.

Of course she is, she is Japanese and has boobs!

Per Schroeder wrote:

914Driver wrote:

pete240z wrote: Whoa. This is creepy.

Carrot Top?

Nah, that's Kathy Griffin.

Making fun of Carrot Top: It brings people together.

Um....she may very well be employed as a teacher, but she also has a budding career as a porn star. I suspect this offer has more to do with promoting her films than with anything else.

SFW http://www.bharatchronicle.com/anri-suzuki-offers-sex-as-compensation-for-japans-war-crimes-6868

semi-NSFW (news, but with girly pics) http://www.anorak.co.uk/250972/strange-but-true/japanese-teacher-anri-suzuki-wants-sex-with-students-to-apologise-for-japanese-war-crimes.html

NSFW http://www.nipponcinema.com/tag/anri-suzuki/ http://www.jheat.com/av-idol/anri-suzuki/

914Driver wrote: Any red headsed Irish that feel slighted please call me at 1-800-555-1243.

Leave my girlfriend out of this! And I'm not talking about carrot top. He's an alien from some other planet, as explained in the first MIB movie.

Talk about crash and burn!

By the look of that box, I suppose she could do 3 or 4 at a time, times 6 billion equals.. oh screw it.

Only the British have wronged my ancestors. Yawn.

GameboyRMH wrote: Only the British have wronged my ancestors. Yawn.

Maybe you could get the Queen to nail ya. I understand she's loaded.

NYG95GA wrote:

GameboyRMH wrote: Only the British have wronged my ancestors. Yawn.

Maybe you could get the Queen to nail ya. I understand she's loaded.

Uh....um....huh.....

How loaded are we talking here?

I gotta go apologise to my wife. She is half Blackfoot Indian but it wont be a half assed apology. The other half is Italian so it might be a wash.

I wonder if she would accept an apology for the bombing of Hiroshima. Hmm... but we also bombed Nagasaki and firebombed Tokyo.

I might have to apologize to her three times.

GameboyRMH wrote:

NYG95GA wrote:

GameboyRMH wrote: Only the British have wronged my ancestors. Yawn.

Maybe you could get the Queen to nail ya. I understand she's loaded.

Uh....um....huh..... How loaded are we talking here?

Bill Gates loaded. Crown jewels and stuff.. Reported to be the richest female on the planet.

Think about it.. you have a better shot at it than carrot top.

British? Here you go:

Just let us know how it goes.

Rodney Dangerfield said: "Hey Chang, this is a private course, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, alright?"