I can’t leave anything stock, a junk food mod thread

I tried the chips on a sandwich once. Thought it was going to be awesome. I thought it ruined the sandwich.

I eat beets regularly, but the funny thing is, every time I have them I'm surprised at how good they are.

The pink pee is a bonus.

So, now im going to have to get a 4 for $4 and throw the nuggets on the jr bacon. 

There goes my dinner! 

Also, peanut butter and nacho cheese doritos sandwich with cheap white bread.  Dont knock it till you try it.

My current favorite is heated up ceap frozen shredded pork, liberally doused with the original sweet baby rays bbq sauce, eaten as a semisolid dip with the $2 bag of tortillas. 

Dusterbd13-michael (Forum Supporter) said:

So, now im going to have to get a 4 for $4 and throw the nuggets on the jr bacon. 

There goes my dinner! 

 

Also, peanut butter and nacho cheese doritos sandwich with cheap white bread.  Dont knock it till you try it.

My current favorite is heated up ceap frozen shredded pork, liberally doused with the original sweet baby rays bbq sauce, eaten as a semisolid dip with the $2 bag of tortillas. 

Those peanut butter filled pretzel pillows you get in the huge tub dipped in nacho cheese, or even better, beer cheese. Sublime. 

californiamilleghia said:

Mr_Asa said:

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A Colombian burger place opened in Tallahassee for a while.  I think that every burger had potato chips on them.  Was interesting.

In Australia  is normal to have a slice of Beets on your burger !   its hard to get the purple off the hamburger bun !

Beets were a food like Lima beans that my Mom feed me when I was bad :)

Beets taste like the dirt they were grown in, no matter how prepared.  Full stop.

Pickled beet eggs, however, are awesome.

Really? I find beets sweet like vegetable candy.

I don't like pickled stuff for some reason. I should, but pretty consistently I don't. I think it's the salt

Duke said:

californiamilleghia said:

Mr_Asa said:

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A Colombian burger place opened in Tallahassee for a while.  I think that every burger had potato chips on them.  Was interesting.

In Australia  is normal to have a slice of Beets on your burger !   its hard to get the purple off the hamburger bun !

Beets were a food like Lima beans that my Mom feed me when I was bad :)

Beets taste like the dirt they were grown in, no matter how prepared.  Full stop.

Pickled beet eggs, however, are awesome.

 

Beets are turds from the devil's anus, regardless of preparation. One of two foods that will make me reboot instantly. 

Actually made me laugh out loud.

What's the other one?

The fries/hash browns on sandwiches thing has it's place here and there. I'm usually in the "alternate sandwichy goodness and salty fried potato goodness" camp, but there's a richness that's added to some sandwiches with a bit of fried potato. I dig a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich with hash browns, but that usually feels like too much. For some reason it feels *slightly* worse than having the sandwich and the hash browns next to each other.

Mndsm said:

Dusterbd13-michael (Forum Supporter) said:

So, now im going to have to get a 4 for $4 and throw the nuggets on the jr bacon. 

There goes my dinner! 

 

Also, peanut butter and nacho cheese doritos sandwich with cheap white bread.  Dont knock it till you try it.

My current favorite is heated up ceap frozen shredded pork, liberally doused with the original sweet baby rays bbq sauce, eaten as a semisolid dip with the $2 bag of tortillas. 

Those peanut butter filled pretzel pillows you get in the huge tub dipped in nacho cheese, or even better, beer cheese. Sublime. 

95% of the reason I'd go to Cinemark to watch a movie is because of the pillow pretzels, with nacho cheese on the side.  Pure decadence.

Duke said:

californiamilleghia said:

Mr_Asa said:

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A Colombian burger place opened in Tallahassee for a while.  I think that every burger had potato chips on them.  Was interesting.

In Australia  is normal to have a slice of Beets on your burger !   its hard to get the purple off the hamburger bun !

Beets were a food like Lima beans that my Mom feed me when I was bad :)

Beets taste like the dirt they were grown in, no matter how prepared.  Full stop.

Pickled beet eggs, however, are awesome.

 

I love beet pickled eggs, usually get a dozen and a half for Christmas from one of my relatives.  I eat the pickled beets, too.  Heck, I make my own pickled eggs by reusing the pickle water from these fancy schmancy pickles I get that have whole cloves of garlic and dill and peppers and other stuff.  

Her daughter looked at beets with disgust and said "How can you eat that, they taste like dirt."  Never noticed that before, but it's not any more earthy than, say, raw potato, which I used to munch on.  (Specifically, raw peels.  Why let that get thrown out?)

So I just told her that it's tasty dirt.

Mr. Peabody said:

I did something similar for about the same period of time but with pink salmon, though I would usually have a few crackers or a small salad with it.

Extra skin and bones please. 

I just get tinned sardines in hot sauce. 

I like spreading a light layer of natural peanut butter on crunchy granola bars.

In reply to Pete. (l33t FS) :

The peel is the best part of the potato

californiamilleghia said:

Mr_Asa said:

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A Colombian burger place opened in Tallahassee for a while.  I think that every burger had potato chips on them.  Was interesting.

In Australia  is normal to have a slice of Beets on your burger !   its hard to get the purple off the hamburger bun !

Beets were a food like Lima beans that my Mom feed me when I was bad :)

I think it tastes best with kangaroo burgers. Regular beef wasnt as great with beets

RevRico said:

I find it amazing to use fresh fruit slices instead of jelly to compliment my peanut butter sandwiches. Way more flavor, fewer grams of sugar.

Dusterbd13-michael (Forum Supporter) said:

My current favorite is heated up ceap frozen shredded pork, liberally doused with the original sweet baby rays bbq sauce, eaten as a semisolid dip with the $2 bag of tortillas. 

This sounds like how I approach Chipotle: burrito bowl to go, rice no beans, steak or pork, and everything else that isn't too spicy. Shake it in the container if it isn't too full, then kill a bag of their chips eating it like dip. I can usually make it about 2/3rds through before running out of chips (and stomache).

Mndsm said:

Duke said:

californiamilleghia said:

Mr_Asa said:

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A Colombian burger place opened in Tallahassee for a while.  I think that every burger had potato chips on them.  Was interesting.

In Australia  is normal to have a slice of Beets on your burger !   its hard to get the purple off the hamburger bun !

Beets were a food like Lima beans that my Mom feed me when I was bad :)

Beets taste like the dirt they were grown in, no matter how prepared.  Full stop.

Pickled beet eggs, however, are awesome.

 

Beets are turds from the devil's anus, regardless of preparation. One of two foods that will make me reboot instantly. 

I get that for egg salad. No bueno.

Dusterbd13-michael (Forum Supporter) said:

Also, peanut butter and nacho cheese doritos sandwich with cheap white bread.  Dont knock it till you try it

I was just going to say this.  As an added flavor profile, toast the bread before you make the sandwich. Nothing like toasted peanut butter sandwich 

Duke: 100% agree that beets taste like dirt.  My wife loves pickled beets.  Says they taste awesome.  Tried one, pickled dirt.

Two personal faves:

Kraft Mac and Cheese and A1 sauce - savory, sweet, little fruity. Crazy good

Smoked turkey or Ham w/cheese on a Cinnamon raisin bagel.  Again, mix the savory and the sweet. Toasted again to add that little bit of warm toasty goodness

Wxdude10 - Mike said:

Kraft Mac and Cheese and A1 sauce - savory, sweet, little fruity. Crazy good

See, world?  It IS awesome.  Nobody else believes me.

Pete. (l33t FS) said:

Wxdude10 - Mike said:

Kraft Mac and Cheese and A1 sauce - savory, sweet, little fruity. Crazy good

See, world?  It IS awesome.  Nobody else believes me.

 

I know, right?!?!?  They keep looking at me strangely when I grab the A1 sauce on Mac & Cheese night at the asylum. Then the straight jacket comes out once it hits the Mac & Cheese.

But we know better!

And for the beet haters

GTberkleyO Beets!

I can see the A1 thing, like BBQ on mac. Come to think of it, I'd be surprised if Dusterbd13 hadn't dropped one of those BBQ pork grenades on to a box of mac n cheese

In reply to bluej (Forum Supporter) :

Mac and cheese is like rice, it's something add to.

Tuna?  Great

Ground beef?  Perfect

Fried egg?  Awesome

Peas and celery?  Now we're talking

Oh yeah. I'm constitutionally incapable of running a box o' mac as oem, it gets hotrodded every time and rarely the same way. 

PBJ and bacon on toast, been one of my favorites since I was a kid

Mr. Peabody said:

Actually made me laugh out loud.

What's the other one?

Any form of organ meat, usually liver. 

That's fair