Nervous?
Yes.
First time?
No, I've been nervous lots of times.
Will wrote: Excuse me, stewardess, I speak jive...
Just hang loose blood, stewardess gonna return on the medicide...
confuZion3 wrote: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Somehow when I worked at Mustangs Unlimited we got into a habit of quoting Airplane! for some reason. Not a day went by without someone reminding you "just remember, we're all counting on you."
Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight? Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish. Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?
I've been trying to find Airplane 2; the Sequel at Best Buy for the last few weeks. I am so disappointed.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I have some news for you. We are just a tad off course, but we are working to fix it."
"How far is a tad?"
"Oh, about twenty-three million miles"
*collective "oh, OK"
"Oh, and we're out of coffee..."
Randy: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE!
Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
June Cleaver: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
June Cleaver: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
June Cleaver: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
June Cleaver: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
June Cleaver: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
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