Post your delusional Craigslist finds here

Flood title with a hydrolocked engine. Yeah, that's totally worth $3,500.

http://roanoke.craigslist.org/cto/4242549309.html

1966 Land Rover

Picture in your mind what a $12k 1966 Landy looks like.

Ok, good. Now cover it in poo and light it on fire.

1966 Land Rover

Something doesn't look right...

12 grand for that?!

There's not a straight LR panel within two zipcodes of that pile.

MadScientistMatt wrote: Found on Bangshift: http://monterey.craigslist.org/cto/4224953128.html The delusional part is that he'd ever find someone else who appreciates those mods enough to find a buyer for this... thing.

Dude. PLEASE post a warning next time you link something like this. There ain't enough eye bleach on the planet and vomit does not come out of a keyboard easily.

Curmudgeon wrote:

MadScientistMatt wrote: Found on Bangshift: http://monterey.craigslist.org/cto/4224953128.html The delusional part is that he'd ever find someone else who appreciates those mods enough to find a buyer for this... thing.

Dude. PLEASE post a warning next time you link something like this. There ain't enough eye bleach on the planet and vomit does not come out of a keyboard easily.

Sorry. . .

Curmudgeon wrote:

MadScientistMatt wrote: Found on Bangshift: http://monterey.craigslist.org/cto/4224953128.html The delusional part is that he'd ever find someone else who appreciates those mods enough to find a buyer for this... thing.

Dude. PLEASE post a warning next time you link something like this. There ain't enough eye bleach on the planet and vomit does not come out of a keyboard easily.

wow, $75k is madness.

Where he lives looks suitably hillbilly for such an abomination.

stanger_missle wrote: 1966 Land Rover Picture in your mind what a $12k 1966 Landy looks like. Ok, good. Now cover it in poo and light it on fire. 1966 Land Rover Something doesn't look right... 12 grand for that?!

And it has been swapped over to a FWD Pontiac drivetrain and suspension, ruining any potential enjoyment of being able to take your beat up Land Rover off road too.

Not terribly delusional, but did someone drive a '53 Buick through the wall?

http://knoxville.craigslist.org/cto/4196541831.html

914Driver wrote: Not terribly delusional, but did someone drive a '53 Buick through the wall? http://knoxville.craigslist.org/cto/4196541831.html

That photo is just BEGGING to be captioned...

ScreaminE wrote: Flood title with a hydrolocked engine. Yeah, that's totally worth $3,500. http://roanoke.craigslist.org/cto/4242549309.html

From the ad: "It needs valve seals or rings, not sure which." My experience with an engine that sucked up water suggests that it is nothing that simple. No way.

Might have some impending electrical issues as well.

In reply to 914Driver:

I haven't found whats delusional about this one.......the side/rear glass on this thing is probably worth his asking price.

I mean.... do you think someone would actually pay for this pile?

http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/cto/4204557664.html

In reply to Swank Force One:

But it has JDM rear seats!

http://janesville.craigslist.org/cto/4204733987.html

the price is cheap, but you'd think he'd take the mattress off the roof before snapping the pics.

1994 Chevy Camero convert

Found a better one...

1988 Jeep Renegade CJ YJ JK

Some people spend stupid money making stuff useless and then want all of their money out of it when they realize they made a stupid, expensive, useless vehicle.

That jeep doesn't look particularly useless, just really overpriced and it's a bit too clean. Seems like it should have a little bit more mud on it

At least the mud would hide the hideous lego-like mix of colors underneath.

Ashyukun wrote:

914Driver wrote: Not terribly delusional, but did someone drive a '53 Buick through the wall? http://knoxville.craigslist.org/cto/4196541831.html

That photo is just BEGGING to be captioned...

Just looking at the location, first thing I thought was this guy had something to do with it. . ..

stanger_missle wrote: Found a better one... 1988 Jeep Renegade CJ YJ JK

I like how he lists "New wiper blades".

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/4256179601.html ......uhh, no engine, rust through places that don't normally rust, and its an automatic coupe?!?!?!?! thats not even close to $3500.....

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/4257464217.html

^^^^^You know how I know he has a small hootus.........

yamaha wrote: http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/4257464217.html ^^^^^You know how I know he has a small hootus.........

Just in case the huge clouds of particulate pollution aren't visible enough, he's also got a sticker to remind you he is running too rich.

There is no correlation between opacity and particulate matter.

Sorry, this is a project I worked on in my Internal Combustion classes my senior year.

In reply to MadScientistMatt:

And somehow spent $1500 on just stacks....... Perhaps his grandfather was a destroyer captain in one of the wars, or perhaps he just wants to obscure the fact that its an otherwise stock appearing 2wd chebby....

""Hey, why can't we fit 4x8 sheets of plywood in here anymore?

"Rollin' coal, bro!"