NOHOME
NOHOME UberDork
11/24/15 1:56 p.m.

The great irony of how the war on terror works is that it does so by closing the loop and using the people who are meant to protect us from terror to do the actual terrorizing.

As a US expat registered with the local embassy, I get regular updates about how afraid I need to be at any given time.

US Embasy Services said: The State Department alerts U.S. citizens to possible risks of travel due to increased terrorist threats. Current information suggests that ISIL (aka Da’esh), al-Qa’ida, Boko Haram, and other terrorist groups continue to plan terrorist attacks in multiple regions. These attacks may employ a wide variety of tactics, using conventional and non-conventional weapons and targeting both official and private interests. This Travel Alert expires on February 24, 2016 Authorities believe the likelihood of terror attacks will continue as members of ISIL/Da’esh return from Syria and Iraq. Additionally, there is a continuing threat from unaffiliated persons planning attacks inspired by major terrorist organizations but conducted on an individual basis. Extremists have targeted large sporting events, theatres, open markets, and aviation services. In the past year, there have been multiple attacks in France, Nigeria, Denmark, Turkey, and Mali. ISIL/Da’esh has claimed responsibility for the bombing of a Russian airliner in Egypt. U.S. citizens should exercise vigilance when in public places or using transportation. Be aware of immediate surroundings and avoid large crowds or crowed places. Exercise particular caution during the holiday season and at holiday festivals or events. U.S. citizens should monitor media and local information sources and factor updated information into personal travel plans and activities. Persons with specific safety concerns should contact local law enforcement authorities who are responsible for the safety and security of all visitors to their host country. U.S. citizens should:

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair UltimaDork
11/24/15 1:58 p.m.

Kinda left us hanging at the end there...

stanger_missle
stanger_missle Dork
11/24/15 2:04 p.m.

In reply to NOHOME:

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
11/24/15 2:20 p.m.

"Francine, you be careful when out there today; we're at terror alert orange! Which means something could go down somewhere in some way at some point in time, SO LOOK SHARP!" - Stan Smith

WOW Really Paul?
WOW Really Paul? MegaDork
11/24/15 4:07 p.m.

So what's new about that? It's probably sent out so people can't say they weren't warned the boogeyman was after them....

WildScotsRacing
WildScotsRacing New Reader
11/24/15 4:49 p.m.
stanger_missle wrote: In reply to NOHOME:

That should properly read, "KEEP CALM, AND CARRY."

Wall-e
Wall-e MegaDork
11/24/15 5:25 p.m.

In reply to AngryCorvair:

PANIC!!!! Stay indoors, close the drapes and stock up on duct tape and water.

Robbie
Robbie Dork
11/24/15 5:48 p.m.

I can't wait until we all feel better about stripping naked and standing in long useless lines before boarding an airplane than taking some infantisimile risk that a lunatic might happen to be on our plane.

WOW Really Paul?
WOW Really Paul? MegaDork
11/24/15 6:26 p.m.

In reply to Robbie:

You could take up the call of nudism.....that'll teach the berkeleyers.

Johnboyjjb
Johnboyjjb Reader
11/24/15 6:50 p.m.
Robbie wrote: I can't wait until we all feel better about stripping naked and standing in long useless lines before boarding an airplane than taking some infantisimile risk that a lunatic might happen to be on our plane.

Some lucky bastard would get on the flight to a cheer leading competition. I'd get the day the nursing home decides to travel.

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
11/24/15 6:58 p.m.

just issue everyone those paper painter's suits when they board... it's all you are allowed to wear and any carryons have to be in clear bags

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