MadScientistMatt wrote:Apexcarver wrote: For those who toss lit cigarettes from their vehicles.I've wanted to pull ahead of someone who does that, light a road flare, and toss it out my window.
Sometimes I accidentally flick pennies out my sunroof in front of butt tossers.
I want to be able to fine and/or PIT "on ramp blind spot riders". You know, car (or, more likely, soccermom'd SUV) coming on the freeway from the ramp, you move over to be accommodating, and they proceed to settle into your blind spot and pace you as you try to get back into your original lane.
yamaha wrote: In reply to Adrian_Thompson: I wish I could just put a bullet in the head of every brodozer driver rolling coal and every other driver I see texting while driving. Last week when I took the bike to work, I saw one person face chatting(IDK what they call video chatting now) WHILE DRIVING DOWN THE INTERSTATE......
As the future benevolent dictator to the universe, I grant thee permission to proceed. You are now my official Minion on coal-rolling-control
In reply to Adrian_Thompson:
Happily, unfortunately its currently a tad bit illegal.
Every morning theres a douchebag 17yo in a brodozer that lays a smokescreen past my house.....this morning it was tempting to accidentally pull out and send him ramping. 
alfadriver wrote: Fines for all BMW's that do the on ramp slower than the posted caution speed. And then scream off when the road gets straight. Anyone can do that.
AAAAHHHHHH!!!! That happens with 75% or more of the drivers that enter the freeway these days. I typically do 70 mph so I'm in the right lane. I'll see them on the ramp. I'll have to slow down to let them on (because they don't know how to merge), then, only when they are fully on I-75 will they punch it and take off into traffic.
It amazes me every time.
DrBoost wrote:alfadriver wrote: Fines for all BMW's that do the on ramp slower than the posted caution speed. And then scream off when the road gets straight. Anyone can do that.AAAAHHHHHH!!!! That happens with 75% or more of the drivers that enter the freeway these days. I typically do 70 mph so I'm in the right lane. I'll see them on the ramp. I'll have to slow down to let them on (because they don't know how to merge), then, only when they are fully on I-75 will they punch it and take off into traffic. It amazes me every time.
When I had my 318ti.. I took an M5 around a 2 lane onramp. I was going from the Garden State Parkway onto the Atlantic City Expressway.. So I hit the onramp at 70mph and exited it about 85.. midway through I flew past a new M5... who them proceeded to blow by me as soon as the road straightened out
From the northeast: if you can't be bothered to clear the snow from your windows (not just in front of you) I can't be bothered to not knock you into the woods with a little Earnhardt bump pass. You'll never see it coming anyway! And get the snow off the roof moron.
N Sperlo wrote: They need fines for not using a signal. You'd think they would have that by now.
I am pretty sure that they disconnect the signals before they ship cars up here, based on their lack of use. I am not sure how mine escaped that step . . . . . .
Remember its signal before brake.
Appleseed wrote: Fines for those hideous fake ass convertible tops on four door cars. You're not fooling anyone. Maximum penalty to those who install them.
My brother in law used to install them. He died of a diabetic coma shortly after his wife left him. There was nobody around to wake him up. Karma at work.
yamaha wrote:NGTD wrote:It doesn't if you're wearing full gear......ball bearings still hurt through armor thoughApexcarver wrote: For those who toss lit cigarettes from their vehicles. Ever have one of those flaming comets hit your windshield? Cannot imagine what thats like for someone on a motorcycle.Next time you have a fire, take a stick that is red on the end and drop it in your lap. That is pretty well what it feels like.
I've had two come close, even with gear. One nearly wedged between my glove and jacket cuff, thankfully it didn't burn my wrist. The day one actually gets through, you'll see me on the news for having returned the cigarette to said ignorant driver in a spectacular fashion.
In reply to Flynlow:
I'm thinking rag down their filler neck and said lit cigarette to light it.......
Fines for allowing more than 2 feet of space between cars turning left at an advanced green light. Public execution for the guy at the front who ALWAYS seems to be asleep.
NOHOME wrote: Fines for allowing more than 2 feet of space between cars turning left at an advanced green light. Public execution for the guy at the front who ALWAYS seems to be asleep.
Yes.
Also fines for leaving a huge gap between cars when sitting at a light. Line backs up = people @ the back cannot get into right or left turning lanes.
NOHOME wrote: Fines for allowing more than 2 feet of space between cars turning left at an advanced green light. Public execution for the guy at the front who ALWAYS seems to be asleep.
I'm in agreement with the last part of that …. but I was taught that you should always leave room between you and the car stopped in front of you … we were taught to stop where we could still see the tires of the vehicle in front ….
this to give a tiny bit of cushion in case you got rear ended … or needed to maneuver around the vehicle in front
Appleseed wrote: Fines for those hideous fake ass convertible tops on four door cars. You're not fooling anyone. Maximum penalty to those who install them.
Nah, you'd likely be taking out 50-85% of the remaining WWII vets.
Fines to people who abuse Handicap placards.
Also fines to anyone who is driving a Brodozer and has handicapped plates/placard. Sorry, if you need a Yak and a Sherpa to climb into your truck, you can walk an extra 50 feet to the store like the rest of us.
Don't mean to offend anyone, it's just a bitch taking grandma to the store every once in a while.
We should be allowed to ram people who are going straight on a 3 lane road and rather than get behind the 2 cars in the left and center lane,they must be first in line in the far right lane then sit through the light blocking all the "right on red" folks.
In reply to SyntheticBlinkerFluid:
I once walked past an Exige with a handicapped placard and was tempted to wait and see just who got into the thing.
I had a bit of difficulty clambering out of one and I'm not even 30! 
NOHOME wrote: Fines for allowing more than 2 feet of space between cars turning left at an advanced green light. Public execution for the guy at the front who ALWAYS seems to be asleep.
Or even worse, the people that sit in the intersection waiting to turn left, but are so afraid of turning, even when there's time, they wait until the light turns red, then turn. Happens all the time around here.
DrBoost wrote:alfadriver wrote: Fines for all BMW's that do the on ramp slower than the posted caution speed. And then scream off when the road gets straight. Anyone can do that.AAAAHHHHHH!!!! That happens with 75% or more of the drivers that enter the freeway these days. I typically do 70 mph so I'm in the right lane. I'll see them on the ramp. I'll have to slow down to let them on (because they don't know how to merge), then, only when they are fully on I-75 will they punch it and take off into traffic. It amazes me every time.
Never, ever slow down on the highway to let somebody in. Two wrongs don't make a right. If nobody slowed down, they would have no choice but to learn how to merge.
wbjones wrote:NOHOME wrote: Fines for allowing more than 2 feet of space between cars turning left at an advanced green light. Public execution for the guy at the front who ALWAYS seems to be asleep.I'm in agreement with the last part of that …. but I was taught that you should always leave room between you and the car stopped in front of you … we were taught to stop where we could still see the tires of the vehicle in front …. this to give a tiny bit of cushion in case you got rear ended … or needed to maneuver around the vehicle in front
or are in a manual shift car on a hill or incline. I used to hate it when people got right up on my bumper at a light when all I had to do was let off the brake to roll back
As for Handicapped Placards. I qualify for one with my intestinal issues (sometimes I gotta be closer to a bathroom than a walk across a parking lot allows) but I have never bothered. Just remember, not all handicaps are visible. My father also used to drive sports cars (MGs and Triumphs) with two artificial hips. Watching him get in and out was always fun
There was a Jeep Wrangler Moab Editon in a handicap spot at the mall yesterday.It was on jacked up suspension with huge tires. The door sill was even with my waist. I was in a hurry so I didn't wait around for the driver to return to see how nimble he/she was getting up into that thing.
My fines would be for those folks who can't seem to grasp how traffic cirles function and will come to a stop at the worst places.
Can we fine people for owning F-bodies without having mullets or gold chains?
In reply to ThunderCougarFalconGoat:
Yep.....you might want to add forced living in a trailer park though. 
ThunderCougarFalconGoat wrote: Can we fine people for owning F-bodies without having mullets or gold chains?
Yes. But all proceeds go to a special fund to fix my Trans Am.
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