I think I've been "spotted"

Driving down the highway after work yesterday, I'm kind of stuck in traffic going about 55mph, slow traffic merging on the right, wall of traffic passing on the left, line of vehicles in front of me in this lane anyway... might as well just sit here since it'll be over with in a couple miles.

Audi A4 in the left lane suddenly jumps into the middle lane behind me, and I see the driver whip out a cell phone and put it on his steering wheel in "take a photo" mode.

Being Knurled, I say, well why not, and throw horns when I think he's taking the picture.

The weird part is, I was not driving any of my interesting cars, it was my Regulation Silver-Gray blandmobile.

Are you sure it was not some sort of FBI terrorist list the person was texting the photo to?

It's a Volvo, not an El Camino

I think my other cars already have me on the EPA terrorist list, which is much of why I tend to drive the Volvo.

Knurled wrote: It's a Volvo, not an El Camino I think my other cars already have me on the EPA terrorist list, which is much of why I tend to drive the Volvo.

Hey now. There's a lot more screwey guys driving volvos than el Caminos.

Probably only because there's more volvos.

But what us elky guys lack in numbers, we make up for in awsome!

He was texting his boyfriend, just move over.

You didn't see the 3 motorcyclist he wiped out taking a selfie, did you?

Dusterbd13 wrote:

Knurled wrote: It's a Volvo, not an El Camino I think my other cars already have me on the EPA terrorist list, which is much of why I tend to drive the Volvo.

Hey now. There's a lot more screwey guys driving volvos than el Caminos. Probably only because there's more volvos. But what us elky guys lack in numbers, we make up for in mullets.

FTFY

Mullets ARE awesome. So awesome that my wife and employer have both banned them.