Woody
Woody MegaDork
10/25/14 8:11 p.m.

Holy E36 M3, dude...

http://wtnh.com/2014/10/24/mentally-ill-man-rapes-pit-bull/

WATERBURY, Conn. (WTNH)– Waterbury Police are investigating after a woman had to confront a naked man at gunpoint while he allegedly performed sexual acts on her pit bull Tuesday morning. The man is believed to be suffering from mental health issues.

“I thought my dog had killed somebody, because I saw a man underneath her,” said Alice Woodruff. “I started to scream. I had a citronella candle and I threw it at him, screaming get off my dog, you have to get out of here. He said no! Today is the day we are going to spend the rest of our lives together.”

Alice Woodruff lives in Waterbury, she says on Tuesday at 10 a.m. she found a man attacking her dog Layla, who she describes as an aggressive rescue pit bull who they keep on an 800-pound tow chain in the back yard; however, Woodruff says Layla was calm during the attack.

“He pranced through the yard naked, yelling ‘this is our day and you have to prosper in it,'” said Woodruff. “‘ISIS sent me,’ and I was thinking ‘did something like this just land in my back yard?’ I ran in, got my gun out of the bedroom, and realized as usual the ammunition is in my car locked in my glove box. I showed him the clip went in, but I always kept the gun at my side while I was talking to him. He kept saying this is the plan, that we were going to die today in a massacre. He didn’t seem to care that I had the gun, and I kept it down. Then I gave him a warning and shot the gun to the right into the dirt.”

“After you shoot the gun, did he take off?” we asked.

“No, he put his arms out and started walking toward me, telling me to kill him, but to know that as soon as I kill him that we were going to die,” said Woodruff. “Honestly, the whole time I thought there was a bomb or gun and he was going to take it out and do a massacre.”

Woodruff works in the mental field. She says standing next to a pile of clothes, the naked man in front of her, she felt the danger, but also compassion.

“I knew he needed help, and I knew there was something going on,” said Woodruff. “I have been in the field for so long there is no help for these people.”

“After all this you were still corn earned for his safety?” we asked.

“I don’t want him to harm anybody else,” said Woodruff. “Somebody else might have killed him, and he was only 22.”

Woodruff says the man is a neighbor of hers but they had never met. Tonight, he is in a hospital. Police say they will arrest him immediately when he is released from the hospital. They plan to charge him with cruelty to an animal, sexual assault, and breach of peace.

Will
Will SuperDork
10/25/14 8:21 p.m.

Never fire a warning shot. Never admit to firing a warning shot.

She's may have talked herself into criminal charges.

Kenny_McCormic
Kenny_McCormic PowerDork
10/25/14 8:21 p.m.

You never shoot AT people.

aircooled
aircooled UltimaDork
10/25/14 8:30 p.m.

OK, so WHAT happened?

Did she shoot him!?

How is "corn" involved?!

Horribly written story. All I can add is:

  • Should be used by Pitbull rescue places to show how they are not dangerous (or really enjoy interspecies action)
  • Damn Muslims!! ( )

(I think it is a good example of how radical Muslims and Isis have become a nutball bandwagon )

Kenny_McCormic
Kenny_McCormic PowerDork
10/25/14 8:59 p.m.

In reply to aircooled:

TL;DR Woman who works in the mental health field finds extra crazy dogberkeleyer in her backyard, well, berkeleying her dog, she shoots AT him (A cardinal sin of self defense) to little affect, presumably the cops show up at that point, as there is no info about the event itself after that.

I have no idea how corn is involved.

Wally
Wally MegaDork
10/25/14 9:00 p.m.

Probably the first story all week that has the ISIS PR people cringing and yelling at their TVs.

Josh
Josh SuperDork
10/25/14 9:04 p.m.
Woody wrote: “Honestly, the whole time I thought there was a bomb or gun and he was going to take it out and do a massacre.”

Now where exactly was he going to take it out of?

fasted58
fasted58 PowerDork
10/25/14 9:11 p.m.

“I thought my dog had killed somebody, because I saw a man underneath her,” said Alice Woodruff.

Layla on top coulda run... but didn't.

Teh E36 M3
Teh E36 M3 SuperDork
10/25/14 9:21 p.m.

Yeah, she fired a warning shot, and you know what? A dude isn't dead. That's not a cardinal sin of self defense. She gave a person a chance to live.

berkeleying christ. Get a goddamn grip with this E36 M3. He's crazy, yes. Wow.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
10/25/14 9:28 p.m.

"Today is the day we are going to spend the rest of our lives together.” is the kinda E36 M3 you say when when the little head is doin' the talkin'. A Bitch in heat gonna bring a dawg to the yard.

Will
Will SuperDork
10/26/14 8:23 a.m.

In reply to Teh E36 M3:

I'm not saying she should have shot the guy--it sounds as if deadly force wasn't justified in this situation. I'm saying that in many jurisdictions, firing a warning shot is specifically illegal, and damned if I'm the one going to jail over someone humping my dog. A gun is a lethal weapon, and if you're not going to use it as such, don't use it at all.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
10/26/14 8:35 a.m.

For sure about pointing and presenting a firearm. Like my dad beat into my head: don't do this at ANYTHING unless you fully intend to complete the job. No half measures like warning shots.

But finding a dog getting humped by some naked guy in the back yard? Man. That's gotta be one for the books.

Or not. Thanks again, Florida. http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-florida-man-sex-dog-20140305-post.html

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
10/26/14 9:15 a.m.

Tl:dr. Typical Saturday night in. Waterbury, the Florida of CT.

Wally
Wally MegaDork
10/26/14 9:36 a.m.

In reply to Fueled by Caffeine:

The only difference is Saabs and Subarus in blocks instead of Camaros and Mustangs

Knurled
Knurled PowerDork
10/26/14 9:41 a.m.

Let's not be judgemental. Maybe the dog was really hot, or they'd met on an online dating site where they found a deep connection on an emotional level, given that they both had aggressiveness issues.

(naaahhhhhh)

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
10/26/14 9:58 a.m.
Wally wrote: In reply to Fueled by Caffeine: The only difference is Saabs and Subarus in blocks instead of Camaros and Mustangs

you haven't been to waterbury lately have you? I believe they don''t even have camaros and mustangs there..

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=waterbury said: Waterbury, Connecticut is an impoverished, politically corrupt former industrial city along the Naugatuck river, at the junction of highways 8 & 84. Waterbury is made up of a small downtown with many small shops where most of the under paid police force is constantly at, there are a few decent low to moderate income areas along the outskirts of the city but the majority of Waterbury, about 90% is extremely poor drug infested slums. architecture: downtown is made up of very old buildings usually 4-7 stories tall as well as a few larger elevator buildings. The outer areas of the city along it's borders are usually small single family homes and 2-3 unit apartment houses. However the majority of the city is made entirely of rotting, often roach and lead infested tenement houses and walk up apartment buildings between 3-5 stories in height. Other than the relatively low-crime downtown, it is quite common to see prostitutes, street racers and drug dealers all day and night. Waterbury, also know as The Dirty Water, is characterized by it's masses of filth. Rotting garbage, burning garbage, heaps of rancid food waste and overgrown vegetation. It is very common to see houses that have been abandoned for decades left to rot. Occasionally these buildings burn down or simply collapse. Waterbury has the lowest rate of car owners, the lowest median rents and the highest teen pregnancy rate in the state of Connecticut. There is approximately 20 separate and unique ghettos in the city including "New Pac, South End, Brooklyn and Willow-Plaza. Oddly the crime rate is lower than Hartford and New Haven, on par with Bridgeport and twice as high as Meriden and Bristol. This is because the cops are always near commercial and office areas. This means that nearly all the crime is never even known by the police who report the local crime rate, giving the illusion of a much safer city. And As long as you stay in the shopping/office districts you’re safe. All the horror stories about Waterbury are from people who have lived there or the occasional person who got lost on a shopping trip and ended up in the ghettos i moved to Waterbury so i can shoot herion in public all day

http://www.wfsb.com/story/21287173/waterbury-named-one-of-saddest-in-country

rotard
rotard Dork
10/26/14 10:01 a.m.
Teh E36 M3 wrote: Yeah, she fired a warning shot, and you know what? A dude isn't dead. That's not a cardinal sin of self defense. She gave a person a chance to live. berkeleying christ. Get a goddamn grip with this E36 M3. He's crazy, yes. Wow.

She might get charged with crime. You only use deadly force when you have no other choice. Legally, shooting a warning shot could be turned into attempted murder by the DA.

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
10/26/14 10:20 a.m.
rotard wrote:
Teh E36 M3 wrote: Yeah, she fired a warning shot, and you know what? A dude isn't dead. That's not a cardinal sin of self defense. She gave a person a chance to live. berkeleying christ. Get a goddamn grip with this E36 M3. He's crazy, yes. Wow.
She might get charged with crime. You only use deadly force when you have no other choice. Legally, shooting a warning shot could be turned into attempted murder by the DA.

not in waterbury.

Wally
Wally MegaDork
10/26/14 11:24 a.m.

My mistake, I was thinking of Waterford.

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