Why Qaddafi is Better than Charlie Sheen

What I do when I'm bored.

Reasons Moammar Al-Qadafi is better than Charlie Sheen in every way:

1. KIDS. Advantage Qadafi. Sheen has two normal, boring kids. Qadafi has a narcissistic billionaire playboy, another one that likes to firebomb protesters with jet fighters, another one he kicked out of his own country, and another one that claims that "the streets will flow with blood."

2. WADROBE. Advantage Qadafi. Sheen wears jeans and polos. Qadafi alternates between bearskin hats, traditional african tribal-wear, green suits with embroidered ribbons and medals, traditional arab garb, and purple velvet power suits.

3. HOUSE. Advantage Qadafi. Sheen lives in a mansion. Qadafi lives in a giant bedouin luxury tent the size of a city block, complete with jacuzzis, gold-plated bed, and other fun things. And he takes it all over the world wherever he goes and doesn't stay in hotels.

4. CRAZY. Advantage Qadafi. Sheen has tiger blood and beat crack addiction with his mind. Qadafi claims that every Libyan loves him, that Al-Qaida gave drugs to people to make them protest, and he likes to blow up airliners and hijack cruise ships.

5. LOSS. Advantage Qadafi. Sheen lost his kids to child services and lost his TV show. Qadafi in the 80s lost his daughter when US aircraft dropped bombs on his tent, and is about to lose the country he's ruled for 40 years.

6. STAFF. Advantage Qadafi. SHeen has two mediocre-looking pornstar girlfriends. Qadafi has a buxom blonde Ukrainian Nurse, an elite personal protective force made up of the most attractive women in his country who all carry guns, African mercenaries, and ex-Soviet fighter pilots that fly his MiGs.

7. MONEY. Qadafi probably has more cash in his pocket than Sheen will see in his lifetime.

8. YACHT. Advantage Qadafi. Sheen has a 120-foot megayacht. Qadafi also has a 120-foot megayacht. But he also has a couple dozen Russian and French-built missile boats and a few hovercraft.

9. PEOPLE HATE HIM. Advantage Qadafi. Sheen may be disliked by some (myself included), but Qadafi has been bombed by the most powerful country in the world, brought up on war crimes charges, taken down airliners, started a nuclear weapons program, used chemical weapons, and wil likely be beheaded, shot, or otherwise killed by his own people in the near future.

10. SAYING RIDICULOUS THINGS. Advantage Qadafi. Sheen says some funny things, but Moammar has him beat:

"American soldiers must be turned into lambs and eating them is tolerated."

"We are capable of destroying America and breaking its nose."

1. TITLE. Sheen is an actor. Qadafi is known as the "Guide of the First of September Great Revolution of the Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya"

2. WRITER. Sheen writes Tweets. Qadafi wrote the "Green Book," a three-volume encyclopedia of his political philosophy.

did you intend to give me an idea for a new sitcom starring Sheen and Qadafi ? because you just did..

if a sitcom doesn't fit into their busy schedules, maybe a buddy comedy action flick of some sort..

I LOL'd.

I'm thinkinga remake of Perfect Strangers since remakes seem so big now. Quadafi is run out of his tent and needs leave his country. He shows up on the door of his distant cousin Charlie and is delighted to find out that they live similar delusional lifestyles filled with women of questionable morals and drugs. Hilarious hijix ensue.

Irish: You should be bored more often. Thanks for the laugh.

Yes!

I have long felt that if Quadafi makes it out of his country alive, that he will soon be starring in a reality TV series! He is a perfect role model for our young people to emulate!

^^ Can't be worse than the cast of "Jersey Shore" right?

HOLY E36 M3! Sheen vs. Busey grudge match. Pay per view it and balance the budget.

I would LOVE to see this as a sitcom

"Who left the toilet seat up?? Qaaaadddddafffiiiii...."

(insert live studio audience laughter)

That dude has a schnozz

...In tonight's episode an angry Mo scrambles to get the Air Force deployed as his Martian Rock Star cousin is caught tearing up the casbah with his Ukrainian nurse/ body guard played by guest star Anna Kournikova. Sadly he finds out his collection of aging Soviet era jets are no match for Charlie as he destroys them in the air and deploys his ordnance to the ground. As always, hillarity ensues.

DukeOfUndersteer wrote: I would LOVE to see this as a sitcom "Who left the toilet seat up?? Qaaaadddddafffiiiii...." (insert live studio audience laughter)

"Alright, who left their blow out on the counter overnight?"

"Wait, is that prostitute dead? Or just unconscious?"

In the acting department, I believe that ol'Carlos still has the edge on Qaddafi...has anyone here seen "Men at Work"... he made a very convincing garbageman.

Separated at birth?