These are actual comments made by Georgia State Troopers that were taken off their car videos:
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"You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."
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"Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."
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"If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." (My Favorite)
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"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
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"Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that will be chasing you." (LOVE IT)
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"You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"
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"Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
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"Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
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"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
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"Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."
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"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
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"In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National Crime Information Center )
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"Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"
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"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
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"I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."
AND THE WINNER IS....
- "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."